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Background: I'm a high-class sous chef at one of the most well-known catering companies in the city; thanks to my best friend’s encouragement to attend culinary school. Even though it’s wedding season, and the company’s event calendar is filling quickly, how could I possibly say no when she asks me to cater, you, her best friend’s wedding? After all, you and me go way back - high school days in fact.  So, I being me, of course I pulled some strings and asked my head chef and the wedding events planner to squeeze you in. It’ll be great. Besides, I’ve always liked the “bride-to-be” (possibly even had a dream or two...or three...about you), it’ll be nice to see you again. Offer my congratulations. 

The day of the wedding, I'm kickin’ ass and takin’ names! Well, more like, delegating tasks and helping clear plates but I'm still a badass chef with the seasoning hands of a culinary god! I notice some trouble in paradise, however, and I realize the groom is a complete dick. Rescue mode, activated. After swiftly and heroically handling the groom, I and you realize how much we've cared for each other (even after all these years). Looks like Lady Love is back on the menu.

This script was written by the wonderful Cleo Day and the concept by Alexis Fire. Alexis also helped with the editing and SFX here as well, so once again a massive thank you to her for this! 

VA: Mr. Emmerson

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Tam80

The ending was priceless!!!😂🤣😂🤣

LuckyPenguin

Not gonna lie, this one was hard to keep up with. And the SFX on the fighting had me literally jumping out of my chair! 💜

Tera La'Shun

Can he come back? Sexy... him and a Gallo combo.... wild, wild wild thoughts

☆popsicle☆

This is so funny I cant😭

Leah

I LOVE this! Thank you Mr. Emmerson 💋

Nope Bruh

bro the intro conversation 😂

Princess Kitten

This one was a wild ride! Emerson, love you! X, well done. ❤️❤️

mysteryL '08

the unmatched charisma. the RANNNGE, the ability to keep my attention. I adore. Signed a profusely pressed forever pouting Emmerson fan. Send help

Tifa Lockhart

"Daaaaaayum! Okay best friend! I see you" 😆😂🤣

Wanda Frazier

"Survey these nuts" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

xPvpSonic

I- You never ceased to amaze me with these Audios, I swear these get better and better- And now I'm just a flustered mess TvT Thanks

Theresa

I loved this!

Queen Jules

*laughs hard while being completely flustered* 🤤🤤🤤 Oh, man. This was wonderful! I literally close my eyes and let the audio paint a picture for me and it was one of the best things I've ever listened to! Amazing work as always, BKS! 🥰

Echo

Will you do more ddlg audios? or an obedience training audio/story?

kereishere

omg 6:38 I laughed so loud.

Bunnyluvsusagi

I'm in tears, the ending took me out.

RoRo_62

❤️

Astrid Rogue

Newest favorite line: "Don't tell me you ain't try to guzzle them titties like a Krispy Kreme!" ☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣