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The thing that most people do when they are stuck in a situation that they can’t get out of, is to contemplate how they got there and where they went wrong. And that was exactly what Tim was doing at that moment. Why? Because he was stuck upside down in a giant plant that held him in place with it’s large vines and leaves.

But in all his honesty, not much happened on that day that was worth mentioning though. Tim spent most of his time at work that day, then visited his friend Steve and spent some time at his place. Yeah… nothing important happened there either.

Yet when it was time to go home, Steve wanted to show him something that he had apparently acquired recently. According to him, he bought (got scammed) by an obviously trustworthy (shady) person into buying a seed of the legendary (fake) lover's mistletoe.

That whole thing seemed so sketchy that even he had to admit that he realized like 5 minutes after the transaction that he probably got scammed. Hard. But since he had nothing better to do, he planted it in his garden. And (according to Steve again) the seed bloomed within a week into a massive plant.

Why did that whole recap sound like Tim didn’t believe a word he said? Well, that was because when the two of them actually went into the garden to check out that supposed flower, they couldn’t find it. It was gone, erased, like it had never existed in the first place and Steve was just exaggerating again.

So Tim finally made himself on his way home, but when he was about to leave the garden, this massive pot-like plant grew in the middle of the walkway. Before Tim could even react, tentacle-like vines shot out from it while the plant also looked like it was moving towards him.

And yeah. Since Steve didn’t go with him and Tim didn’t struggle out of the vines in time…

It was then that the plant let out an ominous gurgle from deep within. It was not completely dark inside the plan, so Tim could actually see that the pot-like plant slowly started to fill with yellow stuff (maybe nectar?).

There was a good thing in this situation though, because the sticky yellow stuff actually smelled and tasted quite good. It made getting dropped face first into a pool of sticky goo almost worth it.

It took quite a while for Tim to get his bearings again, or at least, to get upright again. This whole hanging from his feet had made him quite dizzy. From the vines wrapped around his left arm and leg, it was clear that the plant had no intention of letting Tim go just yet. But at least he could move around somewhat in the confines of the plant.

But there was one thing that he noticed almost right away: His clothes were melting from that nektar. And pulling out of the nectar relatively fast meant nothing if vines shot out every now and then and covered him with a bit more of that yellow stuff. After not long at all, his clothes were completely falling apart (Aww, and this was his favorite jeans too.).

He couldn’t really see his feet under the yellow stuff, but he could tell that something weird was happening down there (Was he getting poked by vines… repeatedly?). He really wanted to dismiss it as ‘not the weirdest thing that happened today’ and ignore it, but it felt to him like something was streaming into his body from down there (and everyone knows that that can’t be a good thing.).

He felt bloated all of a sudden, as if he had eaten way too much without him even knowing. (Maybe he shouldn't have eaten those last two pizza slices.). Yet he quickly noticed that it wasn’t his fault, because he noticed that the vines on his arm started to pump something into his body (the ones on his leg did so too). And now his body reacted in a strange way.

It all became too apparent when (despite them being almost completely melted anyways) his cool jeans completely ripped apart, because his hips expanded to the sides so much. Combined with his (admittingly nice) ass gaining in volume and his increasingly thick thighs ruining the rest of his jeans, he now possessed the lower body of a supermodel.

A super thicc female supermodel, but a supermodel nonetheless.

<......n….e….m….>

It was then that he heard something weird, but only in his head. When he went to hold his head, he felt something he wasn’t expecting up there (Was that… a flower bud?). But he was quickly distracted again as the vines on his arms ramped up the intensity of the stuff they poured inside him.

He still had no idea what that stuff was (that nectar, if he had to guess), but this time it seemed to gather behind his chest. And damn did that feel good form him. He hadn’t even noticed that his vocal cords had been assaulted until he let out the most sensational and seductive feminine moan he had ever heard (something that would have made any man cream themself.).

Yeah, yeah, she knew by that point that the plant had planned to turn him into a girl, but he didn’t even realize how far he had already transformed. That moan of him was undeniably sexy, yet he didn’t get hard at all. Mainly because he couldn’t anymore (There was nothing down there to get hard.).

<c..n…ou…h..r…e>

If he didn’t know any better than he was sure that someone was trying to talk to him. ‘Her’, she meant ‘her’ (force of habit). Anyway, after her chest had grown two certified melons the pumping on the vines slowed down a bit. The tingle from her head that went down her back told her that the plant felt the need to make her hair long (for some reason). Honestly she wasn’t questioning it anymore.

Then, the unthinkable happened. The vine let go of her hand (that meant that she was finally free!). Yet, she didn’t move for a while, mainly because she was still way too flabbergasted about what happened (which is understandable). It took her a while to fully take in what her body had become.

In her honest opinion, she looked like a 10/10 bombshell of a girl, with a sizable chest, huggable thighs, a nice ass and everything else a man’s heart could desire. Also her skin tone was green now, although she had no idea when or why that happened (probably subtly throughout the entire thing).

POP <Can you hear me now?>

She felt like there was a small explosion on the top of her head, but all that really happened was that the flowerbud up there finally bloomed. And now she could finally hear that strange thigh that was trying to communicate earlier.

<Great, then everything worked perfectly. I am the legendary lover’s mistletoe. I saw that my master Steve has chosen you as their eternal lover, so I turned you into his absolute dream girl. Plus into a dryade as well, so that I can talk with him with you as a translator. Aren’t I the smartest~?>

This explanation actually raised more questions for Tim (Tina would probably be more fitting), than it answered. But the plant seemed oddly motivated.

<I saw you visiting master almost every other day of my life, so the two of you must have been lovers. Now that you are his dream girl, there is nothing that could stop you. Go get em, gal~>

She never thought that plants were such good motivators. it almost made her try getting Steve as a lover for real. But right now she wanted to figure 1 thing out before all. How does one explain to a plant what “best friends” are?