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“Clean my room? What are you, my mother?” Azalea said with a pout.
“Azlea, listen! This is my house and you have to follow my rules, please clean up your room, I’m not asking much of you,” Nick said.
“Yeah yeah, I’ll get it done, just give me some space… please.” Nick slowly closed the door and wandered off to another point of the house. “Ugh, maybe I should turn him into a MILF, it’ll make his behavior more fitting….”

Azalea stared at the mess that was her room and let out a sigh. “No, I should get this sorted out… it is starting to smell here.” At first, she did try to clean it up herself, but quickly gave up after a few minutes when she realized to what extent she managed to mess up her room. “Man, there’s no way I can clean this up all by myself. Maybe I could ask Nick for some help…” Azalea paced for a bit thinking what she should do.

She smacked her cheeks and shook her head, her face shifting into a thoughtful smile afterwards. “No, do I look like an unaccomplished fairy to him? I am an extraordinaire in all sorts of potions, magic and research and won’t tolerate being subjugated to clean up duty! That won’t fly!”

She pumped her fist into the air, making her goggles and lab coat appear out of nowhere, though she lowered her hand again pretty quickly as she started to mumble again. “But… What do potions and magic help with cleaning up…? I can make everything disappear… but that would obviously not be the best solution. Turn Nick into a maid? I don’t think that he would work for me even if I try to change his mind with magic…”

She sat down on her messy bed and continued to try to come up with a solution. So her mumbling continued. “I could just go out there and transform a random person into my maid… though finding a person to come here to the middle of nowhere will be…”

“Maaan! Why can’t there be a hero that is young, dumb, easy to find and obeys anything I tell her?!?” Azalea sighed, looking a bit droopy… until her eyes suddenly lighted up. “That's it! I just need the most stereotypical isekai protagonist! Those are ALWAYS easy to find! Man, I am smart~”

Azalea doved into her pile of books, looking for a specific tome. “Now where did I put it… well damn, I guess I do have more of a reason to clean my room. Damn it, I hate when Nick makes a good point!” She continued to throw books out of the pile until she dug up what she needed. “Here we go! ‘Dimensional Travel and Guide Book!’ Let’s just see here…. Here we go!”

Azalea pointed to the page for the “Isekai Center for Other World Developments”, the place all 18 year old teens from small island nations are sent to when hit by a truck. “OK, let’s see… ‘to reach this place you must be hit by a truck- OK, not what I’m looking for… Ah ha! Just mutter these magic words while pointing to this symbol! Shouldn’t be too hard~”

The fairy placed her finger on the symbol and muttered the magic words which are not written here because holy cow, Nick you dumbass, don’t let these secrets out! A dimensional hole opened up before her with a faint image of the center she just read about. With a smile, Azalea hopped into the portal.

Much to her own surprise, she landed in a corridor that looked like it could belong to any other company, with hallways and doors on each side. Though she was definitely at the right place, because everywhere she looked she saw posters with the motto ‘got hit by a truck and now lifes a pie? Don’t worry, just go into an Isekai!’.

A few people and monster girls were walking upor down the hallways, making Azalea blend in surprisingly well, even though she didn’t exactly know where she needed to go. Though when she saw a sign that read "Hall of associated gods/goddesses", she knew that was on the right track.

“Now I only need to find an obidient, stupid hero that will do my bidding~” Azalea spoke, giggling silently to herself. Suddenly, a hand grabbed onto her shoulder, making Azalea shiver and stop. She turned around to see a young elvish woman with glasses who frantically looked through her notes. “You are the new goddess Iseria, right? The one who needs this obedient moron of a hero? He should have just arrived in room 52, down that way. You should hurry though, or you’ll be arriving after that guy.”

“Uh… oh right, yes of course!” Azalea said, trying to act natural. The elvish didn’t even raise an eyebrow and started to walk back the other way. “Oh man, that scared me. Huh, the people here must not be very bright if they think I’m a god. Oh well~” She started to walk down the hallway, looking out for room 52 and noting all the other doors in the hall.

One did catch her eye; room 27. It had a picture of an orange-haired woman wearing a black kimono and veil. “Pff, damn, that girl truly is everywhere,” Azalea muttered in her own breath. She didn’t have to travel that far to reach room 52. It had a picture of a girl that looked a lot like her, but she was wearing something quite a bit more… godly. Azalea slowly opened the door to look inside.

She immediately noticed that there were two people already in there. The goddess that looked oddly like her and some random young man kneeling before her.
“And, you will be the one to stop him!” Iseria said in a cheery voice. Azalea focused more of her attention on the guy. He certainly looked the part and how he nodded mindlessly to everything this girl said… he was perfect!

“Out of the way bimbo!” Azalea charged into the room and pushed Iseria to the side.
“What- who are you, how did you get here!?” Iseria exclaimed.
“What’s going on here!?” The elvish lady from before appeared from the doorway with two very busty centaur guards with her. The lady gasped. “An impostor! Guards, take her away!”
“Yes, please do- hey wait! Unhand me!” Iseria protested as the centaurs grabbed her.

“I’m really sorry for the inconvenience, Lady Iseria. We promise it won’t happen again,” the elvish lady said to Azalea. Azalea tried her best to hide her laughter and simply nodded.
“No wait, I’m the real one! You got the wrong one!” Iseria’s voice became quieter and quieter as she was pulled away. Now Azalea was now all alone with the guy she was targeting.

Without hesitation, she pulled out two potions out of her lab coat, a blue one and a very transparent red one. And in one fluid motion and as inconspicuous as she could, she downed the content of the red potion. Because for what she was about to do, giving herself a believability boost via reality warping potion was never a bad idea.

“My great Hero from a distant world who has answered to my summons!” Azalea spoke as grand as she could, drawing his eyes towards her and hopefully making it so that he didn’t notice that she dropped the blue potion right behind him on the ground. Because thankfully for that potion to work, the victim only needs to inhale its fumes. And by the way his clothes started to melt and shift, she knew that the magic was in full effect.

“So will I be fighting the demon lord like the other you said?” The young man asked.
“The other me-? Uh, yes, but he is the demon lord of… dirtiness!”
“Dirtiness? Like something lewd?” The Hero’s hair had begun to grow, but not by much. Azalea noticed his face becoming ever so slightly more feminine by the second.
“Uh no, hero… what’s your name?”
“Siezo”.
“Hero Siezo, this demon lord is of actual dirtiness. Like actual dirt and garbage and stuff.”

The hero seemed to start noticing the changes as he grabbed his chest.
“Um, Lady Iseria?”
“Yes?”
“Why is my chest growing?” Azalea facepalmed, realizing she forgot to add the ingredient needed for mental changes.

“Oh that?” Azalea was quick to improvised. “That’s because the demon lord… hates girls.”
“He hates what!?” Siezo seemed to become enraged by this. “H-how dare he!”
“Yes, he hates girls so much that the mere sight of them will- uh… please stop playing with your boobs.”

Siezo was as modest as an 18 year old could be. He had already started to fondle and play with his new chest when he noticed the small bulges that they created. Though, maybe because of his playtime with his new unfamiliar goods, they started to grow even faster than before.

One could see it in his face, there was definitely an attempt made to pull his hands away from his now apple sized chest and listen to what Azalea was going to say next, though only as an attempt, because he just kept fondling himself. Which also in turn made his boobs grow even faster.

He was definitely losing himself, that much was clear from the way he moaned and played with his oversized breasts that filled his hands like basketballs. It took a hard smack from Azalea to make him refocus and snap him out of his horny trance, although Azalea wasn’t sure if her position was partly to blame for that.

“You won’t be needing this,” When Siezo reached for his sword (to make sure his hands didn't go to perverted places again probably), Azalea quickly took it away from him with a flick of her finger and, using the powers the potion had granted her, turned it into a broom. “This shall be your new ultimate weapon! The broom of dust domination!”

“Understood my lady!” Siezo declared, standing up from his kneeling position which made his boobs bounce so wildly, that they tore through his old outfit and caused the remains of it to fuse together in  the form of a maid-like apron and bra, but nothing more. Though he just continued his speech unwaveringly ”I will do everything in my ability to rid the evil for you!”

“Excellent!” Azalea said, watching the face of the hero spasm briefly, before suddenly looking like that of a beautiful girl. And with another shake of his head, blue color started to flow outwards from the hairs root, replacing the generic brown color he had before. And with his bigger eyes and cute smile, the hero looked even more enthusiastic than before.

“But, we are not done yet~” Azalea chimed, making the hero look up to her in awe. “After all, I can’t expect you to fight a demon lord with just the power of a regular human, right?”

Siezo's eyes went wide when suddenly he felt a tug on his legs. It was like a huge person was taking ahold of his legs and squishing them together, the pressure growing bigger and bigger as time went on. Yet, despite this, it felt oddly pleasurable for him. It didn’t even bother him that his manhood was getting crushed by his oddly thick thighs, as everytime those thighs got pressed closer to each other, his manhood just seemed to doge backwards to avoid unpleasantries. Until…

Riiiiipppp

His pants just tore between his legs and seemingly nothing remained that stopped his legs from squishing together, fusing and thickening with his manhood doging so far backwards that his balls and dick were nowhere to be seen anymore. And even though he thought this was kind of weird, it was nothing compared to when suddenly reptile-like scales started to appear sporadically across his singular lower appendage. And then it just started growing like crazy, making sure the new girl's snake tail really did look the part in terms of length as well as being covered by beautiful blue scales.

“As you have probably noticed I have infused you with the power of a ferocious animal, such that your newfound power can not be rivaled by any dust or demon.” Azalea spoke while the tip of Siezo’s tail started to form into ball-like rattles while her ears grew longer and pointy. So the tinker fairy continued to ‘explain’. “With this, you have the power of the rattlesnake. Use it well in your battle against the evil dust and dirt, for your new name is now Siesta, the rattlesnake made of ultimate cleaning!”

“Yessss, my goddesssss!” The newly named Siesta happily hissed, her tail rattling for uncontrollable happiness. With a single snap of her finger (and the drop of a potion filled with black liquid), a portal opened next to Azalea, making the Lamia watch in awe at first, but then put on a confident smile.

“Now go, my brave hero! Show those dirts the power that I bestowed upon you!” Azalea spoke with a grand hand movement, making Siesta nod, then jump into the portal, even if it took a bit for the entirety of her tail to fully vanish into the dark gate. And once she was gone, the portal closed, making Azalea breathe a sigh of relief.

…

“Wait a second…” Azalea thought out loud, thinking the events though again that had just transpired. “I definitely forgot to add a mind control potion to the concoction I threw at him and my believability boost definitely only works for about 10 seconds or so. Wait… Does that mean… That guy just believed everything I said… without magic?”

“How gullible can one guy be…?” She said, pulling out another black potion from her pocket. She tossed it in the air and let it shatter on the ground while saying. “Well, I did acquire my new maid. Time to head home~”

She jumped into the portal that formed and found herself in Nick’s living room again, then carfully looked around to make sure that he didn't see her. “Well, I should go see her progress so far. Surely she should have the books sorted out by now~” Azalea walked upstairs and into her room. “Let’s see- ow!” The moment she walked in she was greeted by being smacked with a broom.

“Ahh~ My goddessssssss!” Siesta said with a gasp. “I thought you were the demon lord!”

“Well I’m not so watch- wow!” Azalea’s anger faded as she realized that her room was now spotless. Her books on the shelves, no stains or dirty clothes on the floor, all the chips and cans of soda were now gone from her PC, and her bed, it didn’t look this good since when Nick first gave her this room! “It has been approximately 10 second since I last saw you and you're already done?!? Wow Siesta, you really are amazing~! Definitely the right hero for the job.”

“Azalea, could you keep it down!? I’m trying to work!” Nick’s voice boomed from the bottom of the steps.
“Isss that the demon lord!?” Siesta said with a panicked expression.
“Uh… yes! You are not ready to face him yet! Quick, hide in the closet, don’t let him see you or this world will be lost!” The lamia nodded her head and escaped into Azalea’s closet. As she heard Nick marching up stairs, Azalea slowly made her way to her PC to make it look like she was doing something else.

“What in the world are you- doing?” Nick was astonished to find that Azalea’s room was now spotless. Sure, she was a magical being and all, but she could be unbelievably lazy when it came to chores. The fact she did anything at all would surprise Nick, but managed to make her room perfect! “Wow, good job Azalea! Glad to see you do care about keeping your place clean.”

“Well, I just felt inspired to do something about it… uh, thanks for pushing me Nick!”
“Haha. Anyways, I came up to ask you if you wanted to- why are you waving your hands at me?” In actuality, Azalea has waving her hands to tell Siesta to not wack Nick in the head with her broom. But the lamia “hero” wasn’t quite bright enough to read the cue and waved back happily before laying down the pain onto Nick.

“Ow! What the- OW! Stop that!” Nick managed to turn around and grab the broom from the lamia maid before she could hit him a third time. Siesta gasped at this.
“You are right Isssseria! He isss much too powerful for me!” Siesta exclaimed, holding her broom defensively.

“Much too- Azalea! What did you do now!?” Nick asked, guarding his head with his hands from further broom strikes.

“That isss Lady Issseria to you demon lord!” Siesta hissed, looking like she was about to strike down on Nick again.

“Demon lord!? How thick are you?” Nick wondered out loud.

“I am quite thick actually, I think. Thank you~” Siesta chimed happily, putting her broom to the side and swaying with her hips in high spirits.

“...that’s not…” Nick let out, but didn’t finish his sentence and just stared at the Fairy slacker roommate that caused that entire situation.

With a quick look around the room, Nick noticed that Azalea held the book of dimension in her hands, clearly trying to make sure that he didn’t notice her having it. He sighed and gave her a disapproving look.

“I apologize… uh… lamia girl. My apprentice here has literally toiled in god’s domain.” He let out, having decided to explain the situation to that strange lamia girl.

“Hey Nick”, Azalea said. “You said I had to clean my room, you never specified how I would do it!”

“You could have just asked for my help instead of somehow taking some run-over soul and dragging them into this.”

Siesta didn’t say anything and simply watched as the two bickered with one another. “Whoever this is, we need to send them back to the center right now!”
“But, the tome can only be used once a day!”
“When was that established?”
“Just… uh, now!”
“Pff, then we just wait until tomorrow then.”
“Actually I got a better idea.”

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“Not again! Waaaaaaa!!!” Siesta let out as truck-kun smacked her right out of the atmosphere. Azalea watched unamused while Nick was a bit horrified by what transpired.
“This was your idea?” Nick said.
“Hey, it got results~” Azalea giggled.

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Heroes come in all forms and sizes. Just some are... more special than others.

This story was written in collaboration with Nimue64 as one of the Spotlight stories to establish his now character Azalea, a hot blooded Fairy that mastered the way of alchemy and potions. Some say that she even has the power to contest Nagisa.

...though only in the ways of the potions. She has no chance 101 XD

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