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“That's much better.” Pablo declared, giving a nod to himself as the reality orb was just stopping to glow. All ten of the guards, three of them now being onis, five of them being centaurs, two of them being Lamias and all of them being female, bowed to show their respects to him. This orb really was the best thing that fell into his hands for a long time.
“Just speak of anything and reality will adjust to match your wishes… What a wonderfully idiotic device to create.” Pablo shook his head and continued forwards anyway, with Allison, his newly turned double agent and his new eight legged maid and bodyguard Roze only closely behind him. That's when he turned to her and asked. “What would you do if a power like that fell into your hands?”
“Me? Let’s see…” Allison went silent for a little bit, thinking about this question maybe a little too hard. “You already have so much that other people can only dream off. Your entire army consists of powerful monster girls, all ready at a moment's notice. You have connections and favors in the underground wherever you need them, you have loyal maids to serve you, the best food on this planet… Honestly, if I were to make a wish then it would be to be in a position similar to you, my Lord.”
“Hmm. I see. What about you Roze?”
“I personally think we are still understaffed. So maybe hiring a few of your enemies as new recruits would be highly advantageous.” Roze spoke completely without a change of expression, still wearing her professional smile as she turned to Pablo. “But that is just the opinion of a humble maid.”
“Quite a good one, I must say. Which is to say…”
“Shush!”Allison interrupted Pablo, which was really unexpected for the noble. But instead of complaining or scolding her, he first wanted to give her a chance at explaining herself. Allison then pointed into the meeting room they were about to go in, where a lone man was waiting for Pablo for another business discussion. Though it was a man Pablo had never seen before. Allison gestured Pablo to take a step back.
“His name is Oliver. He is quite well educated, an expert in his trade and a priest, meaning is one of the assassins the goddess sent to take you down.” She explained, wearing an expression that meant she was absolutely serious. “He is dangerous and definitely will have some sort of magical artifact on him to help overpower you, Sir.”
“Do you think the reality orb will work on him?” Pablo asked, whispering in about the same volume as Allison did.
“Not sure,” she replied.
“How about I keep an eye on him?” Roze suggested, making both turn to look at her. She started to play with almost invisible threads with her hands. “He makes any funny moves and I'll snatch anything he has right from his grasp. Does that sound like a plan?”
“Yeah, we go with that if my plan fails. However…” Pablo said, adjusting his necktie and walked forward. “...I prefer to be on the offensive.”
“Hello there, my guest! I hope I didn’t keep you waiting too long.” Pablo greeted as he walked into the room, Oliver standing up from his seat to give his own greeting, but Pablo interrupted him. “No need for formalities. In fact, I want you to just sit and listen to what I have to say. No moving or talking necessary.”
The orb for now was hidden behind his back, but that didn't cause it not to activate and glow. Before Oliver could even speak his first word, he was already glued to the seat and muted, only able to listen to whatever Pablo was saying to him.
“I have heard a few things about you before this even started which made me eager to finally meet you in person. Nothing major, but if you have any sort of magical item on you, I would want you not to use it. Just forget about it while you are here.” Pablo spoke feeling the soft vibration of the orb that happened every time it started to shine. He knew he had pretty much won already.
“However it has come to my ears that we are severely understaffed at the moment, especially in the parlor, so I am happy you applied yourself for that job. But for that to work, we would first need to make a few adjustments.” Pablo grinned then took a deep breath. “First, I obviously need all maids in my mansion to be female. And because you want that position, I want you to let go of your manliness as well.”
There was a mouth movement that indicated that Oliver definitely wanted to moan, yet his vocals just couldn’t let any sound through. Oliver's body contorted, pulled and stretched, as all of his mass seemed to get redistributed. He quickly got a bit shorter, which was very noticeable with how much narrower his shoulders became and by how much his arms shrank.
A little bit of hip and boob inflating and face rearranging later, and now there sat a quite cute girl in front of Pablo which was way more of an eye candy to him than any man could ever be. But that didn't mean Pablo was done yet. In fact, this is where the fun really started.
“I want you to answer me this: What were your plans when you came here?” Pablo asked, making the fresh girl sweat a little bit harder.
“I came here to stop you from…”
“Abusing cat girls. Yeah, yeah, I have heard that story a million times before. But I want you to have come for a different reason. You came here to apply for a maid position and nothing else, right?”
“Err… I… yes, but…” The girl stammered as the glow of the orb changed her thoughts as she thought them.
“You wanted to be a maid for me, not only because you respect me a lot, but also to show everyone that I am not a cat girl abuser,” Pablo said and grinned even harder as Oliver’s expression changed from one of panic into that of awe. He even felt like one-upping himself right then and there by saying, “In fact, you came here because you knew that cat girls are my favorite. And you are Olivia, a weak, loyal and clumsy cat girl having come here to get a job near your biggest idol: me.”
Oliver, or rather, Olivia squirmed once again when her body started to change, yet this time looked much more embarrassed than she did before. Her ears quickly moved to the top of her head, becoming fluffy and pointy along the way. A quiet yelp then escaped her mouth as a small tail popped out from just behind her, making her now truly looks like a catgirl through and through.
“Now then, let's fix the glaring fault of you as well. I want you to wear our parlor maid uniform when on duty. So change your clothes accordingly!” Pablo commanded, and instantly the clothes of the bright red faced cat girl began to move and reform, becoming a maid dress before Pablo could even fully enjoy her flushed expression.
“Let’s add something just for fun. I want you to never be able to disobey a direct command of me and if you follow a command, you will execute it in the best way you possibly can. If you do anything for your own sake however, you will be incredibly clumsy, failing at a lot of mundane tasks due to it.”
After the orb glowed once again, Pablo just let out a chuckle. “So, are you ready to work here from now on?”
“Yes, meowster,” the cat girl maid answered dejectedly. “I might be clumsy at times, but I promise I can be a good maid for you! I will prove myself to you!”
“That's what we like to hear.” Pablo giggled despite trying his best to suppress a laughter. “That reminds me: Magical devices are not allowed here at work. Please hand any you possess to me until your shift is over.”
“Ah! Of course, Meowster! Here!” Olivia answered, pulling a small device out from the pocket of her dress and handing it to pablo. He briefly looked at Allison, who gave him a nod of confirmation.
“Very well, then good luck on your first day of work!”
“I won’t disappoint you, Meowster!”
And with that, the cat girl left on her way, looking a mixture of excited and embarrassed as she went. The eyes of Pablo and the two servants that stood close to him however quickly turned to the device the new maid had just given him, as that seemed more important at that moment.
“Alright. Allison, do you know what that is?” Pablo asked, now being really thankful that he left at least one of the enemies with memories of the opponents plans.
“Yes sir. This is a communication device linking back to the surveillance center of the goddess. It is enchanted in a way that no one can ever overhear a conversation spoken from one device to the next. Even if that person were to stand in a room filled with lots of people, no one would be the wiser. One of your assailants by the name of Aaron should be at the center and have the other half as his job is to keeping an eye on everything that is happening in this mansion.”
“Perfect. Then let's give that guy a call, shall we?” Pablo pressed the button on the side, then waited for something to happen. And he didn’t have to wait long.
“Hello? Olivia? I have lost contact with you for like fifteen minutes now. What happened? Please don’t tell me that you actually accepted that job offer from that jerk. We are on a mission, remember?” Could be heard from the device, which made Pablo nod as the next part of his retaliation slowly formed in his mind.
“Hello, this is Pablo Crua speaking. Yes, your lovable cat girl has in fact accepted that jerk’s job offer and is now a happy maid in my estate.” He replied.
“Oh. That is… Uhm… Oh no.”
“Oh yes. You should see this for yourself. In fact, I want you to be here and see this with your own eyes. Got it?” Pablo wasn’t really talking to that cell phone like device for that last statement, as his focus was more on the other device he was holding. And sure enough, with one soft glow and quiet crashing sound, a guy fell onto the floor right in front of Pablo, perfect to look down on him.
“So you are the information specialist Aaron, correct?” Pablo asked with an expression that gave nothing away about his intentions. Aaron naturally started to panic but answered astoundingly coherently.
“Ah~ Pablo, yes. You look good for… uhm… the fact that people would like to dethrone you. Ahaha… So what can I do for you…?” Aaron tried to smile the entire time, though his nervousness was definitely trickling through.
“That is an interesting approach. You have lost the war, so now you are trying to get me to forgive you?” Pablo asked, a slight smile creeping on his face.
“I mean… You are quite powerful… oh, and I see that some of us have also already started to join your side. It's not the most flattering method to go, but one has to take a loss when one has lost, right?” Aaron spoke, causing Pablo to shake his head.
“Oh don’t worry, we will get along soon enough. Though your slimy personality has definitely determined your fate.” Pablo laughed before presenting the reality orb before Aaron. “I want you to become a being made out of pure slime to better reflect your personality. A slime girl, to be exact.”
The exact moment the orb started to glow Aarons body started to liquify. From his arms to his legs to his head… everything was starting to turn into pure liquid. Even his hair, which wasn't that long to begin with, began to fuse into a single stream of continuous slime, having gained a slightly different color than what the rest of his body was gaining.
Naturally his clothes did not stay on him long, as with everything liquifying and his frame altering so much, everything just kinda slipped off him. Though it did stay long enough to spare Pablo from the sight of a sword down below, because by the time Aaron was completely naked, she was already no longer a man.
“I want you to remember everything you did at your old position, though you are not very proud of it. The entire time you would have much rather served a wealthy and famous noble than some made-up goddess, so you actually welcome the fact I offered you this position. You have secretly wanted it for a long time.” Pablo spoke as the body of the girl kept transforming more.
Her face now reformed to fit better with her much cuter and smaller frame, which barely looked manly at all anymore. Then the liquid actually started to redistribute itself, flowing from her stomach into her breasts and ass at a constant rate, shrinking her waist while inflating the more important areas of her body significantly. Though by this point, she just smiled dopily, as if a dream of hers had just come true.
“You might be a slime girl, but you are a noble girl of the highest classiness, proud of your looks and desperate to belong to the higher society. In fact, being seen as anything less than a baroness disgusts you,” Pablo continued and instantly saw her posture shift.
There was no slouch or crookedness in her posture left, everything having vanished in an instant. Putting a hand on her hips and throwing her hair back with the other, she quickly gave a smile that showed everyone that she thought of herself superior to the common folk. Even her hair adjusted itself after her flick, turning itself into two flowing twintails on either side, though Pablo had a hard time telling if that happened because of the orb or because of her willpower, as the ribbons for her hair only appeared significantly later.
“Your name is Ai, and you are my trusted advisor who always wants the best for me no matter the situation. You have mastered the art of wearing clothes despite your race, just to be able to step into public with me, and you are happier to have your job and the nobility that comes with it. Isn’t that true, Ai?”
The girl took a moment to respond as once again the orb made a few adjustments to her head. A very aesthetically pleasing navy blue dress with green tips appeared on her, this time not slipping off her whatsoever as she wore it with style. Ai then opened her eyes, formed a ball made of water in her hand and spoke in a very sweet voice. “Of course, my dear Pablo~ This is the best thing that had ever happened to me~ And I intend to show you how worth it is to keep me by your side for a very long time. Ohoho~”
“Perfect~” Pablo replied, actually surprised at how dignified a slime girl could act. He had initially thought of this as a joke to see how far he could push the orb, but he really liked the result.
“But yeah, the obvious being stated, I would like you to take a look at this, dear Pablo.” Ai interrupted his line of thought and floated the bubble she held in her hand closer to him so that he could see inside. Unsure what the girl was doing, Pablo took a peek inside and severely hoped that was what she wanted.
Inside the bubble he could see a still-human guard, desperately clinging to what looked like a little cross in his hand, seemingly saying something to it. The cross then glowed and the man nodded to himself, then put on his helmet and went back to patrolling the west corridor of the estate.
Before Pablo could ask any questions, Ai already spoke up again. “His name is Justin and he is posing as one of our guards. He is also coincidentally the only one from my old team that hasn't made the right decision to join you yet and still clings onto his belief in that fake goddess. I would recommend dealing with him quickly before he becomes a problem.”
“It seems like the goddess squad is completely falling today. How did you know where he was and how did you show this to me?” Pablo asked out of curiosity. Ai just giggled. “Now I wouldn't be a very good advisor if I didn't know everything that happens around the estate, now would I? How do you want to deal with this plebeian?”
“Do you have any suggestions?” Pablo asked once again.
“I would recommend turning him into a weak little kitten, like a chambermaid. And then having fun with her while she can’t do anything about it.”
“Devious today, aren’t we? But I like this idea,” Pablo said, then cleared his throat again. “I’ll be going back to my room for a little bit. Allison, go back to your post. Roze, be Ai’s personal maid for a little bit while I am gone and make sure all of her needs are met. And Ai…”
“...do organization work for the ‘accident’ that is about to happen to two semi-prominent figures. It shall be done before you know it~” Ai finished his sentence, honestly really intimidating with how good she was. The other two maids were no slouches either though, as Roze was already gone after serving tea and Allison seemingly only waited for Pablo to step away before she too would follow his command to the dot.
“Alright then, time to test the range of this thing. I want this fake guard by the name of Justin to walk towards my bedroom unable to stop himself.” He commanded, causing the orb to glow, yet before he truly walked away, the ball of water started to float right next to him. when he turned around, he saw Ai giving him a wink and whispering, “It’s more fun if you can see it~”
What a slimy little puddle she had become.
In any case, he could now see the guard still walking, though it was hard to tell from the bubble alone in which direction that was. So he decided to just give a few more commands and see how well the orb could affect people that far away.
“I want that guy to have long flowing blonde hair,” Pable said and almost instantly the guard pulled his helmet off his head, revealing a cascading trove of golden locks. Which was great, because that meant that the orb was still doing what it was supposed to.
“I want him to wear a maid uniform.'' Pablo commanded and the armor practically exploded off Justin's body, only to be replaced by a black and white dress that Pablo knew all too well.
“Make him a girl now too!” And with that the guard moved his hands between his legs and looked like he was in a mixture of pain and pleasure, though due to the fact that he couldn't stop walking, him losing his junk looked very awkward, though also very funny. Though Pablo was not impressed with the size of Justin's assets. Or rather, the lack thereof.
“Time to fix it. I want Justin to have a big chest, a respectable behind and some juicy thighs! After all, a chambermaid's duty is also to be attractive.” Pablo laughed as Justin's body redistributed its mass a little more unevenly, pulling his weight forward with baggage on his chest will stabilize her again with some extra junk in her trunk. And to top it all off her thighs swelled to almost double her original size, which seemingly embarrassed her the most.
Pablo finally reached the door to his room just in time to see the girl he was watching over the bubble to approach from the other side of the hallway. She looked just as gorgeous and angrily confused as he saw her to be in the bubble.
“Come in. I have been waiting for you~”
“What did you do to me?” The girl asked, but still entered the room without resistance. Or rather, without being able to resist.
“I have turned you into a maid of my place, just like everyone else in your party, you'll be working for me now!” Pablo lagged, making the girl gulp.
“I-I have already contacted my goddess! When she gets here, all of your lies and misdeeds will come back to bite you!” Justin replied, clearly trying to stay strong.
“With that little cross of yours? Yeah, I don’t think your imaginary goddess is going to help you now. But I am not one to waste magic items so let’s turn that cross into something more useful.” Pablo said, then thought to himself for a little while. “I want your cross to become a little crystal on top of a crown that you will wear everyday from this point forward. Doesn’t that sound lovely.”
The girl let out a small ‘Eep’ as the cross flew out of her pocket and into the air, then compressed together until it somehow became what looked like an emerald before a crown appeared around it. Then it simply placed itself on the top of Justin’s head, next to her maid headband.
“You… you can’t…”
“You are now Justine, my own private little chambermaid. Your duty is to clean up my room, sort out everything around here and of course, be here for me whenever I have needs.” Pablo spoke in a commanding tone. “I’ll let you keep your memories. I think it's funnier if the person that called for help actually gets to keep the knowledge that they called for help. It makes it all the more fun when help never arrives.”
“You will… Marie or Nagisa are surely already on their way and…”
“Lie down in my bed.”
“Eep.”
“Now let’s see how long that hope of yours will stay with you~” Pablo said, before giving Justine a huge smile. “And while you may not like it, I promise you that you will enjoy at least some parts of your new life. Let me demonstrate~”
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“Nagisa! This is bad!” Marie cried as she stormed into Nagisa’s office, making the dark goddess only turn slowly towards her.
“What’s up? I am in the middle of planning a birthday here,” Nagisa replied, looking slightly annoyed at the furry-eared goddess’ intrusion. Though Marie’s panic still continued.
“I have just gotten word from the priest team you sent to bust that corrupt noble Pablo Crua in my world. You know, Codira,” Marie spoke, trying to talk the best she could with the amount of stress she was currently experiencing.
“Ah! Those guys. I remember. Didn’t I send them like 2 months ago?” Nagisa answered looking kinda confused.
“That's the point! I have by chance just seen the SOS signal of the priests flare up and tried to locate them, but couldn’t! And when I checked a bit further, I noticed that Pablo was now in possession of the reality orb and has been for months,” Marie explained, her tails fluttering around like crazy behind her. “He has practically taken over the entire east side of Codira by now!”
“How did you not notice till now?” Nagisa asked.
“I… was busy…”
Nagisa rolled her eyes. “How did you not notice the emergency alarm for two whole months?”
“I… might have… forgotten about it… It came when I was in the middle of developing a new magic tool, okay?”
“Have you tried saving them on your own?” Nagisa asked while shaking her head.
“I would have love too, but he used that orb to somehow make me unable to get close. I may have made that thing a bit too powerful in hindsight.” Marie drooped her ears and her head. “That's why you gotta help me! Those are your priests!”
“Fiiiiiine. I’ll deal with it.” Nagisa sighed, shaking her head.
“Thank you! I owe you…”
“But not today. Too much to do. Those guys have survived being servants for that noble for two months, they will survive a third month.”
“NAGISA!!!”
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The undercover mission starts now! All priests into position! We have the magic tools from Marie, so we will take down that corrupt noble without fail.