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Trashing the Police Truck (Hi-Res) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-20 02:22:45
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2023-06-11 03:01:28
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Back at the scene of his initial intimidation, the police officer picks up his crushed police truck like it was a toy!

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S Munson

Ah sunset couldn't be any brighter or handsomer!!!

pratev
>>104452836

He wants to see if he can actually *hit* the sun with it when he throws it.

pratev
>>104452836

He's tried it several times, but unfortunately, the friction generated just causes whatever he threw to ignite and burn up in the atmosphere.

pratev
>>104452836

So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out! Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive. What a way to get a hot foot! Do you think that astronauts ever get missile-toe? 🤔

S Munson
>>104452836

If I listen to your lies would you say, I'm a man without conviction

S Munson
>>104452836

I'm a man who doesn't know. How to sell a contradiction.

pratev
>>104452836

You stumped me with that one - looked like a quote, but I wasn't familiar with it. Okay, Karma Chameleon, right? I never liked that song much, tbh.

S Munson
>>104452836

It's a bold story of coming of age in turbulent 1984 mimicry, wearing braids and makeup. Chilling 🥶