Titboxing Achievements Part 3 (Patreon)

Every so often, I do a burst of these, figure I'm empty, then come back with like 50 more. They're fun and fast little ideas that can really paint a scene. I was talking with Diana Hellbridge earlier and they proposed it while pitching a few themselves until that got the gears going. Threw in some references here and there to stories, other peoples' OCs, or Simpsons gags for good measure while some are just "here's a funny name."

I've got a particular soft spot for the "character with X background" ones. The ones that really offer some idea of what "character creation" would be like. 

You can also check out the "achievements" tag on this post for the previous ones.

Accordion Practice: crush an opponent’s breast together three attacks in a row

Beat Boxer: complete a Rhythm Match with perfect rhythm.

Breathtaking: get smothered for over a minute in a single match

Snusnu: have sex right after a match

Ego Booster: have sex right before a match

Clean Fighter: give your opponent the Milked, Orgasmed, Sweaty, Drooling, and Teary Eyed conditions all at once while having none yourself.

Baby Hungry: suck both of your opponent’s nipples 3 times each

Say No To Drugs: defeat an opponent that uses performance enhancing drugs

Protein Shake: perform your first blowjob since joining the league

Ring Bells and Church Bells: fight a nun

Pugilist: create a pug fighter! How cute!

Your Present Is Punches: compete in a match on Christmas day

King/Queen of the World: win the international championship

Sleepover: compete in a bedroom boxing match

Sucker Puncher: complete a stealth level

Early Bedtime: lose a bedroom boxing match

Up All Night: win a bedroom boxing match

Messy Relationships: fight against a lover, partner, or ex

Opposites Attract: wear all white while your opponent wears all black (or vice versa)

Blood Feud: avenge your mother/father in the ring

Cockout: cum inside your opponent

Fight Therapy: defeat an opponent while they’re Raging

The Classic: hit an opponent with a folding chair

The Naked Ape: fight a human opponent

Even Rarer Now: fight an endangered species

Ups and Downs: win a match while using nothing but uppercuts

Temptress: seduce your opponent’s corner boy

Wakeup Call: knock out an opponent 1 second or less into a round

She’s Champ For A Reason: lose a title fight without landing a hit

Deodorant Check: catch an opponent in an armpit smother

Cootie Shot: knock out the champion of the opposite gender’s title belt

Homer Simpson Syndrome: take more than 100 head shots in a match

Not the Moneymaker!: lose a match without any damage to the face

Two For One: defeat a boss character who has two or more stages

Spoiled Strong: win a championship with the Rich Brat background

The Walking Upset: win a championship with the Regular Guy/Gal

Don’t Try This At Home: win a hardcore match

Forgot Something At Home: win a bareknuckle boxing match

Tournament Arc: win your first tournament

Don’t Call It A Comeback: win a double elimination tournament after losing your first match

Collateral Damage: knock out one of the corner boys

Early Riser: create a fighter at the minimum age

Late Bloomer: create a fighter at the maximum age

Fight Fever: win a match while Sick

Trust Your Instincts: win a match after being blinded

Big Things, Small Packages: win a title with a fighter under 5 feet tall

Hat Trick: win a match with magic

Mantit Boxing: win a match with only blows to a male opponent’s chest

No Bones About It: win a match against an invertebrate

Boob-Breaking News: compete in a match that makes front page news or a magazine cover

Enemies to Friends: go on a date with a former opponent

Not Again!: win a fight in a flashback

Wrecking Crew: defeat Bonnie "Brickhouse" Hayes

Poser: complete your first photoshoot

Life’s A Beach: fight in a bikini boxing match

Catching These Hands: fight 3 different pokemon

Give Her Something To Cry About: defeat “The Goth Queen” Jasmine Starr

A Little Redder: defeat Crimson Uppercut

Too Short, Too Strong: fight Jasmine the Muscle Mouse and either win or lose by more than 50% difference in health

Butcher: bloody Byron “Beefcake” Bulkan during a match

All Out of Bullets: fight “Magnum” Stevens and last for more than 6 rounds

Damaged Pride: defeat Vittoria after making her cum in a match

Establishing Dominance: defeat an opponent both in and outside of the ring

Star of the Gun Show: break the weightlifting record in the gym

Trial And Error (but mostly error): have three fighters retired to injuries

Savage Beatdown: end a fight with both fighters Raging

Now That’s My Kind of Exorcism: box and defeat an undead opponent

My Fight Song: create your own fight playlist

Show Muscle: win a bodybuilding contest

Best Breasts In the West: win a titfuck challenge

Too Soon?: have your taunt interrupted by an opponent 5 times

Crowd Pleaser: taunt 100 times in your career

My Boxing Barbie: compete in a match where your opponent chooses your attire

Ring Shaker: max out your character’s weight

Didn’t Even Have To Throw A Punch: forget to show up for a match

Outfoxed: lose to an opponent due to a wrongful disqualification

Biggest Loser: lose 5 matches in a row but still have your Popularity at 100

Put Down: defeat Daisy “Putemup” Dukes before the end of the third round

Right In the Face!: defeat Dörte  Backpfeifengesicht with more than 75% of your health left

Career Changes: change your gender during your career

Long Distance Relationship: win the sexting minigame

Head Start: win a fight without throwing a punch in the first round

High Stakes Slugger: lose a bet on one of your matches

Some Shiny New Gloves: awaken the boxing genie

Making A Name For Yourself: gain your first Reputation

The Punchy Posse: form your first boxing team

So That’s Where I Left It: end a match with a glove stuck somewhere inside your opponent

Fanserve: make one of your fans orgasm

Graped: cover your opponent’s breasts in bruises

Outfoxed and Outboxed: literally knock yourself out

Foxy Boxing: win a fight at a strip club

Like A Mummy Made of Belts: hold at least 3 titles at once

Big Sissy: reach the lower rank in the Femboy League

Now THIS Is Titboxing!: win a match without using your hands

We Called That The Stinger: equip an illegal glove

Making Hay: reach $0 or lower in your balance

What If We Made Out In the Boxing Ring? Ha ha Just Kidding. Unless…: maintain a kiss with an opponent for 30 seconds or longer

A Little Something For The Fans: post to FaceBox for the first time

The Gloved Gauntlet: defeat 3 fighters in a row

Pavlovian Response: orgasm at the same time as the ring bell

Popularity Contest: get your Popularity higher than the champion’s without holding the title

Welcome To the Big Leagues, Punk: lose your first match against a character with the Sadist trait

Thanks Again!: win a match against an opponent with the Masochist trait

The Real Boxing Was the Friends We Made Along the Way: get the “True Ending”