The Lazybanger Deluxe Animated (Patreon)

Is you a "Deluxe" kinda guy?

Is if yes, please continue reading.

Is if no, please do not read further. I promise it will not protain to yous.

Is they gone!?

Good!

Now that it's only us, let me tell you about the Deluxe version of the Lazybanger:

-It has a screen, as for watch whatever you want during the.

-You can choose the color. (Only the 69 FallusDesign-approved colors are obtaintable)

-Cosplay-Friendly. (Transform your disgusting, boring, old girlfriend into a videogame ninja-space-princess using the magic of clothes and imagination)

-All seasons of Paw Patrols are already downloaded into the screen, as for to Minigails entertaining. (All movies too + Wall-E)

-Direct access to FallusDesign's patreon page, your number one destination as for to fapping. Other porn websites will be blocked, of course.

2 669$