Candy Duty (Patreon)

I hate giving the bonbons to random kids.

Halloween is basically communism.

You want candies, PAY FOR IT, YOU LITTLE FUCKS.

I would never give the bonbons to anyone.

Sadly, Delphine doesn't feel that way.

Also sadly, Delphine is much stronger than me.

So I'm giving the bonbons this year.

And no, Christmas isn't communism. Christmas is literally the birthday of capitalism.

Papa Noël is basically the Jesus of America.

FIN