Joyride With MrArgent (Patreon)

"Don't worry, baby, I'm only driving so fast and erratically because I'm wanted by law enforcement, not because I'm drunk!"

"WUHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGLLLLLL!!!"

"When I hit things, like that mailbox, THAT's because I'm drunk!"

"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"

"Penguin, you want to drive!?"

"MMMHHHNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"