"First Line" Pick of the Month Voting OPEN
- Mmmm the girls' new soccer coach is so hot, I wonder what's bouncing around in those shorts? 31
- "Omg. Look at her, mate just look. She's not wearing any panites, she's flashing us all and looking right at us!" 11
- If you'd rather stay here, getting drunk with your friends, then I'll go to the dance floor by myself and find a man to dance with. 13
- The ad said "Your husband will love how you look with our new lipstick," Oh no, what's happening to me?! Dun dun duhhhhhh!!!! 12
- “Welcome to the first annual House of Cock charity gloryhole event!” 19