Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂      

 Here's a few more Quickies for Today: 

Our w‌‌hole f‌‌amily i‌‌s r‌‌eally w‌‌orried a‌‌bout m‌‌y g‌‌randfather’s V‌‌iagra a‌‌ddiction.

Grandma i‌‌s t‌‌aking i‌‌t p‌‌articularly h‌‌ard.

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Why does Dr. Pepper only come in bottles?

Cuz his wife is kind of a bitch.

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Why do cumshots drip into belly buttons?

It's sea men trying to get to the navel base.

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If you get a blowjob first thing in the morning...

then that's a head start to your day.

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Which 5 letter body part is long and flexible and contains the letters P, E, N, I and S?

Spine

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck.

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The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her

I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.

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