Summary: I did what any other poor sucker does when their life is a mess that they have no idea how to fix it. I made losing weight my New Year’s resolution. I really wish I hadn't bothered, though, because that resolution might actually kill me ... Original story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4099pb/i_already_broke_my_new_years_resolution_guys/ Show your Subscribbler pride by grabbing a brand new fan t-shirt, hoodie, mug or socks here: http://teespring.com/stores/scribbler Cast: Scribbler (Narrator) https://www.youtube.com/user/ObabScribbler MinersLoveGames (George the Personal Trainer) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC86d1Tp--7cbMr_thnWO1_Q Animelodie (Gym Receptionist) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdYy1PR5bD1kMfeVj4uJOAQ Music Used: Dark Lover 1 (AudioBlocks) Dark Predator Alt Mix (AudioBlocks) https://www.audioblocks.com/ Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Other Important Stuff: Support me on Patreon so I can continue to produce high quality content for you: https://www.patreon.com/ObabScribbler?ty=h If Patreon isn't your thing I also have a KoFi: https://ko-fi.com/obabscribbler Find me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ObabScribbler Find me on Fimfiction: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/obabscribbler Find my non-pony stories on Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/~scribbler #creepypasta #NoSleep #NewYears