RAW SCRIPT : [ASMR] Date Night With Your Himbo Werewolf Boyfriend [M4A] [Wholesome] [Funny] (Patreon)

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➤ Original Upload Date: June 25th, 2022

[The sound of the forest at night fades in] 

Hey baby, are you having a good time on our date night? I made your favorite sandwiches and I didn’t drink all the water before we got to our spot. Booyah! I am two for two baby! [brief pause] Huh? What about dessert? Oh yeah! Don’t worry. I took care of that. You’re going to be so proud of me. So, when I went to the store this morning, and yes, I wore a disguise. Nobody even noticed my tail wagging when I found the desserts. So the baker looks at me and says, “Oh I bet this is for someone very close to you.” So I looked around and there was nobody near me. So I said, “no sir, this is for my partner, they’re back home so they can’t be close to me right now haha. That’d be funny if they could teleport haha”. Jeez babe, these humans aren’t the brightest crayons in the toy box huh? And if that wasn’t funny enough, another baker, some girl with short blue hair said, “Don’t eat these too soon, you’ll spoil your appetite.” BUT HAH, I ate those two red velvet jumbo cupcakes and I STILL managed to eat the entire ham I packed us! Haha, aren’t you proud of me? I proved that chick wrong. [brief pause] Ohhh yeah…those were for us huh? Sorry babe. Don’t be mad at me. I mean at least I remembered to bring you your sandwiches and yes, I did wash my hands, I even used soap this time! I always thought soap was just those pink bars that taste horrible. They didn’t even clean my teeth. Leaves you feeling fresh and clean, yeah more like throwing up bubbles for five minutes. I had no idea soap can look like foam hehe. Haha hey look babe, I remembered to bring it! [brief pause] Ohhhh you wanted me to bring hand sanitizer. Ohh okay hahaha. Next time right? Haha hey look at me…mmmmm haha I’m foaming at the mouth. Grrrrr I’m a rabbit wolf!!! Fear meeee haha. [brief pause]

Haha what’s rabid? No babe, rabbit wolf because the foam looks like their cotton ball tails and this foamy soap looks like cotton balls? Come on, everyone knows what a rabbit wolf is. And plus rabbit….rabies? Duhhh haha. *wipes mouth* Anyway, you wanna tell me about your day? How was your day at your The Office today? [brief pause] Oh man, Brittney is at it again? She really needs to stop throwing you under the busses and using you as an “escaping goat”. [brief pause] You know she always blames you so she could escape? And of course she will make everyone see you in a baa-a-aaa-d light? Hahaha. Oh come on babe, I’m just trying to make you smile! I love seeing all your pearly white teethfs. Come here you! *kisses* What else happened? [brief pause] Ohh really? Why is your boss telling everyone to prepare for a fire drill? I mean everyone knows you can’t drill a fire. It’s not solid. Plus, who needs to prepare to drill? When I fix stuff at home, I just pick up the drill and fix what’s broken. I keep telling you babe, these humans you work with are not so good with their head brains. Like the other day, this dumb human said I should buy lifesavers for when I take my nephews out to the lake next Saturday so they don’t drown. How is gummy candy going to stop them from drowing. What could a candy possibly save? A drowning ant? Haha dummy butt. [brief pause] Ohhhhhh that’s what he meant? Ohhhh yeah…that makes sense. Jeez I kinda feel bad for what I told him to do with the candy and where to put it.

Nevermind, the fact is that I am here with the love of my life enjoying sitting under the moon with you. You are the best thing to ever happen to me and I am so grateful to have you in my life. *kiss* Happy…anniversary? No? Happy birthday? No? Happy….date night? Haha YES I knew I’d get it haha. [pause] Awww I love you too baby, you’re the smartest person in the world and I am so grateful to have you in my life! You’re MY lifesaver hehe. And you’re just as sweet hehe. Come on babe, let’s cuddle and watch the stars. And if we can’t see any, you’ll always be the brightest star in my sky *kiss* I love you!

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