Missed Opportunity: Deck of Lewd Things (2) ~ Exclusive (Patreon)

Script // Source

All characters portrayed are 18+ consenting adults. Listener discretion is advised.

Storyline: While trying to get into town, a person trying to sell you some stuff catches your attention. Figuring you can get something like a snack before heading into town, you decide to check her out...

Included: monster girl, hag (please hear me out on this one), older woman, snake oil salesman, cards, luck, improper use of magic, clothed narrator/naked listener, bondage, restrained (via rope), gag, humiliation, degradation, consent asked/gotten, in public (outdoors), girl with a (magic) cock, praise, compliments, sweetly mean, countdown, mutual orgasms (I imagine she doesn’t have a creampie because it’s a spectral magical cock thing), and little after scene

~ Inclusivity Stuff ~

Pet Names: honey, hon, and slut

Body Parts Mentioned: mouth, thighs, hole, veins, body, and face

Pronouns Used: You/Your

Misc: Technically a sequel but can be listened to as a stand alone

It's the best kind of sequel. There's a slight reference to the previous one but you can listen to it alone! Basically I've added the second card to my deck of lewd things. It's a lot harder than you would think to come up with these. I don't know what card this would be. At first I thought donjon but I have a different idea so donjon's replacement so idk. Anyways, I had fun with it and hope you guys enjoy listening to more hag shenanigans... xX Lofn