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I knew the saint martial artists like Keqing along with the Nascent Soul cultivators that matched the tier four martial artists would have to go over my factory with a fine tooth comb after my 'innocent' comment on a teleporter being hidden in the factory.

But after the wonderful lunch date where I picked up a good number of souvenirs and restocked on some more common building materials all on Yae Miko's accounts. I went back to our estate with Keqing.

"Hmm, so what do you think Keqing? Should we stay here for another week? Or try to make our escape?" I asked as I turned on a finger-sized white noise machine that would deafen any listening wards or array's.

Keqing gave me a wry smile and said honestly. "Actually, would you mind staying another week Jake? I am getting trained by martial artists that match my tier, have decades more experience, along with sharing the same element I use which is uncommon in Liyue." 

I tilted my head to the side in thought as I considered the logistics and the likelihood of us being kidnapped again by another force. As a several-mile wide, long, and hundreds of meters tall stark white concrete building being built in but a week was anything but subtle.

I had zero doubts every spy belonging to every other nation, sect, clan and otherwise knew my ass was here. So should we attempt to flee, I had to avoid not only Inazuma's people trying to catch us...

But who is to say another scary asshole like Arlechino won't just teleport directly into my airship's cockpit?

"Hmm, we are safer here frankly. Alright, I don't mind staying here for another week. Gives me time to continue to practice the martial artist manuals I got as well." I said shrugging as my lips twitched at the thought of Ningguang and Cloud Retainer's reaction to myself deciding to stay here in Inazuma for longer.

Not to mention Cloud Retainer wanted to understand my technology better, but there was also the fact that she wanted to hitch me up with at least one of her disciples... And less said about Morax and him being pissed I couldn't build a stage two weapons and munitions factory.

With a smile, I pulled Keqing into my lap as we settled into a large pile of pillows and I whispered into her ear. "We have to spend our time productively though Keqing... Cultivating to our utmost in fact."

And I felt Keqing's arms wrap around my chest with her nose pushing into my jawline as she said in a husky whisper. "You scoundrel... Trying to make this sound like a noble deed to be done."

My shameless grin was all that needed to be said as our clothes fell off and we began a session of completely necessary and proper dual cultivation.

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An annoyed voice spoke out tiredly. "Please remind me why I can't soul search the little brat who has been a kitsune in heat and causing us no end of issues?" 

Makoto looked at her exasperated sister Ei with a wry smile and said. "Because we are already too deep Makoto. Jake is being a little... Shit frankly because he is all too aware we won't be able to hide that we are the one's who kidnapped him."

Already a mere full day after the factory went into production the observation systems Jake integrated into it, allowed everyone to see how the Treasure Rice were already sprouting already in the spawning pools they were planted in.

A week... A single week was all it was going to take for a single growth cycle resulting in several tons of Treasure Rice that could feed thousands of people and greatly relieve the food shortages in Inazuma.

"It's not like we can order merchants to continue to buy overpriced food elsewhere when the food shortage is fixed." Ei muttered with a sigh as they never accounted for one simple fact.

It only took a week for Jake to literally solve 'world hunger' when it came to Inazuma at least.

"Hmm, if Mondstadt did the same. Jake likely would fixed their issues as well in such a time. Though he likely would done something like sinking the island city of Mondstadt in a fit of pettiness." Makoto noted with amusement. 

Which earned a glare from Ei who said firmly. "And how do we know Jake isn't planning some revenge from us in some way?" 

To which Makoto said calmly. "No, he is getting his revenge by being a petty little monster... It's a pity however he is so attached to Keqing and wants to be a petty fiend however. His Yang Returning Physique would have made him a perfect husband for your disciple Kujou Sara."

Another voice piped up and both of the purple-haired sister's looked over from their shared tea as they looked over at the door that had been opened up and saw the white haired Kitsune Saiguu lounging lazily on the edge of the doorway as she laid down on the softer tatami mats.

"The petty brat was indeed making up nonsense about a teleporter in the factory. I checked it myself with Yae Miko... We will need to have more guards around the factory frankly as it takes even the both of us hours to check for sabotage among the tens of thousands of machines."

Makoto sighed and then she asked with a wry smile. "Saiguu, should there be sabotage... Could you even recognize it among all his machines?"

To which the divine kitsune's face twitched before she said with a grunt of annoyance. "Unless it's something like a explosive talisman, or something to that effect... Not likely, the entire factory is a maze of countless machines in constant motion to say nothing of the oppressive, compressed spiritual energy that is accelerating the growth of the Treasure Rice." 

Ei sniffed and said with some of her own amusement. "If it wasn't for the fact that the food needs all that spiritual energy. I would have dozens of squads from the army put into there so they can cultivate faster."

And Makoto giggled before she said. "Oh? Maybe we should 'ask' Jake to make another one of his cultivation sauna's? Before Ninggaung cleaned up all the spies in his factory they swore it was no different from being in a holy land and only needing the spirit stones Jake can mine up easily with his machines." 

Saiguu giggled with her laying a hand on her ample chest as she teased. "Ohoho, so the great lightning goddesses are going on the offensive! To share a sauna with a man... The lonely divines and countless men will cry out at the loss of their hopes and dreams." 

Ei rolled her eyes and made a shooing motion with her hand that wasn't holding a tea cup. "Shoo you perverted kitsune. Shoo I say." 

And with that Kitsune Saiguu transformed into her fox form and with a hop she was gone from the lightning goddess's sight with them returning to their conversation.

Comments

j0ntsa

Jake the gremlin

Iori Daemona Angel

Honestly, I wouldn't touch women who think they can do anything they want with me.

UR-E-GO

The question is is Jake going to make a big Trojan horse effect on the day of there holiday ending lol 😂😂 hey look there a Godzilla coming out of the water by the factory just to find out hours later it all a projection 🤣🤣🤣 and Jake and his misses are no where to be found pretty sure there will be a table flip

ieatstars

I foresee Yae publishing house will soon be selling a ‘How manage your kidnapped Jake Barris for Dummies’ , guide with a bunch of misinformation from a vindictive Yae Miko wanting others to suffer the same pettiness she had go through.

Wilson

Based. Rather wed a young, loyal, kind lady with potential rather than scheming, powerful hags.

Azazyel

Rule 1- He always hides traps in his builds so make sure to thoroughly search his builds.

Hmm is it time

Thanks for the chapter looking forward to more.