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Cape-ivating Hearts: Superhero Romance 101
Presented by THE LEAGUE OF EVIL!!!

Greetings, Aspiring World Dominators and Architects of Anarchy!

Are you tirelessly scheming yet finding your heart strangely fluttering at the sight of your caped nemesis? Do you find yourself meticulously planning city-wide destruction only to pause and dreamily wonder what your superhero is doing on a Saturday night? Fear not! You are not alone, and this is precisely why you've found this handout mysteriously slipped under your dormitory door, as this course is too scandalous to be openly advertised!

Course Overview: In this unorthodox and entirely unofficial module, we will delve into the delicate art of juggling world domination with unrequited love. Explore why it's utterly ludicrous yet bizarrely common for titans of terror like yourselves to fall disastrously for their goody-two-shoes counterparts. You will learn through the exemplary failures and accidental successes of none other than the Honey Vixen herself, whose antics have become something of a legend around here, akin to the most unachievable victories in villainous strategic simulations.

Learning Outcomes:

• Understand the psychological masochism that drives a villain to adore their antithesis.

• Master the art of sending mixed signals — from laser beams to love notes.

• Strategically plan grand gestures that double as city evacuations.

• Navigate the complex ethics of kidnapping your crush for a candlelit dinner atop a skyscraper.

Module Content:

• The Honey Vixen Case Study: An in-depth analysis of the most infamous love-driven blunders and their catastrophic impacts on personal villainy brand and overall evil credibility.

• Love Poisons and Potion Making: Because sometimes, a little chemical push is necessary to make those pesky heroes swoon (consensually, of course).

• Monologuing Your Affections: How to confess your feelings in a way that still strikes fear into the masses.

• Costume Design for the Lovelorn Villain: Ensuring your outfit screams 'dastardly' but whispers 'date me.'

Why This Elective? Because even the most sinister heart can be a lonely place, and who better to fill it than someone who can dodge your death rays? Embark on this journey of emotional self-sabotage with us, and discover how deeply you can fall before it kills your reputation.

Please Note: This class does not appear on the timetable or within any syllabus documentation. Meetings will occur at irregular intervals, often under the guise of 'Villainous Vinyasa' or 'Malevolent Meditation' sessions. Attendance is noted by your palpable emotional suffering and not by any formal register.

Enrol now! Or don't. We know you'll sulk in your lair pondering 'what if?' either way. Embrace your inner turmoil and perhaps find a way to weaponise it for the upcoming midterm assessments.

With the most insincere and mocking regards,

Professor Bloody Heart
Dean of Heartbreak Warfare
THE LEAGUE OF EVIL!!!