Is Anyone Sitting Here? - Let’s Skip the Small Talk; Your Ex Wants You Dead, and I’m Here to Ruin Her Plans - AUDIO ROLEPLAY (Patreon)

Welcome to your life—where dating choices have deadly consequences and I'm your safety net.

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Character Type: Protective Assassin, Honey

Theme or Scenario: A coffee shop meet-cute that spirals into a deadly game of cat and mouse, with identities mistaken and hearts on the line.

Emotional Tone or Mood: Intense, Edgy, Unexpectedly Tender

Content Type: Audio Roleplay

Teaser: No, I'm not the date you were expecting, but trust me—I'm the only shot at a second date you've got left.

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[F4A] Is Anyone Sitting Here? [The Spy Who Came for Tea][Your Ex-Girlfriend the Assassin][Spy Roleplay][It Is Hard to Date When You Are a Spy][Jealousy][Chance Meeting][Less a Cheesy Romance and More a Spy Thriller][Romantic Tension][Suspense][Date or Danger][Target Hearted][Betrayal][Surveillance][Gender Neutral][You Meet a Girl in a Cafe and She Just Happens To Be a Spy Protecting You From Your Ex Girlfriend][Apologies in Advance for Ruining Your Day, but Your Ex Has Plans for You That Are a Bit More... Fatal]