Bloody Hull: A Text Massacre - Post 2 (Patreon)

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[Scene: An eerie, fog-shrouded park just off the high street, a forgotten statue of some long-gone local dignitary looms overhead]

Wayward’s eyes light up, or at least you think they do—it’s hard to tell in the murky light as she leans in, a mischievous twinkle playing around the corners of her mismatched wellies.

"Nosferatu, eh? The Rich Tea of our delightful undead biscuit tin. Solid choice, if you fancy lurking and skulking about—and who doesn’t appreciate a good skulk?" She grins, eyeing you up and down as if seeing you for the first time. "You've got that... how shall I put it? That timeless, 'emerged from the shadows because someone mentioned free Wi-Fi' vibe."

As you both stroll through the damp grass, she seems oddly at ease, perhaps too much so for someone guiding a newly revealed Nosferatu through Hull’s supernatural underbelly.

"Now, let’s introduce you to the motley crew who think they run this carnival," Wayward continues, gesturing towards a gathering of peculiar individuals ahead. "And by 'run,' I mean mostly mope about and complain—it’s very Hull."

Meet the Players:

• Brujah – Darren ‘The Rager’ Smith: A football hooligan with a philosophical bent. Loves a good riot as much as he loves debating the existential misery of post-match traffic. Always ready to throw down over which local chip shop reigns supreme.

• Toreador – Cecilia Harpwood: Resplendent in vintage gowns and way too many pearls, she’s the toast of the local art galleries, which in Hull, means she’s often found critiquing the graffiti in the loo at the pub.

• Malkavian – Dr. Mad Monty: A conspiracy theorist with a tweed jacket that’s seen better centuries. Believes that the seagulls are government spies and the moon is definitely, perhaps, made of cheese.

• Ventrue – Charles Windsor-Hughes: A self-appointed 'gentleman gangster' who thinks he’s in a Guy Ritchie film. Runs the financial district with an iron fist and a silver spoon lodged firmly in his mouth.

• Gangrel – Old Nan ‘The Claw’ Murphy: Looks like your nan if your nan had retractable claws and a penchant for betting on dog races. She’s been around since the docks were just a puddle and knows every shadow in town.

As you near the group, there’s an uncomfortable shift in the air. They all seem to know you’re coming, turning with expressions ranging from curiosity to disdain.

Wayward leans closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "Here’s the rub—you’re not here by accident. There’s a rumour, a whisper really, that someone new in town holds the key to... well, something big. No pressure, but you might just be the most interesting thing to happen to Hull since the invention of the deep-fried Mars bar."

She winks, and you’re not sure if you should be flattered or terrified. "So, what’s it going to be? Time to show Hull what you’re made of, or at least, find out why you’re supposed to be here."

What Do You Want to Do Next?

• Approach Darren and discuss local sports—perhaps there’s more to the riots than just football.

• Join Cecilia by the makeshift bar and delve into the local art scene—there might be clues painted in broad strokes.

• Confront Dr. Mad Monty about his bizarre theories—maybe there’s truth in the madness.

• Challenge Charles to a battle of wits and finance—find out who really controls the city's coffers.

• Help Old Nan with her nightly rounds—she might share the city's darkest secrets, and just maybe, a biscuit.

Wayward nudges you gently, her eyes gleaming with curiosity. "Choose wisely, love. Hull might be dreary, but it’s never dull."