Nothing happened today (Patreon)

I just made friends with a seagull and shared my breakfast with it.

Nothing else.

Nothing.

Fucker stole my pancakes. Then his friends ganged up on me. There was no shrieking. I am a mature responsible adult and I was not mugged by a fucking seagull. I was certainly not chased off by more seagulls.

Bastard seagulls.