Sweetheart Is Not the Person to Ask for Advice (Patreon)

But if you do insist on asking the best advice I can give you is to always fill the kettle before you go to bed. Then even If something goes wrong and you are plunged into a state of emergency* where the water is cut off you can still have a cup of tea first thing and come up with a solution**.

*Such as the Queen being dethroned by a Charles masterminded corgi uprising

**Probably a biscuit based solution