Orchid Audio's Soda Saga: Her Battle to Quit Her Favourite Beverage (Patreon)

Hello darlings, it's Orchid here with the latest gossip on the scandalous habits of the audio roleplay queen, Orchid Audio.

It seems that our dear Orchid Audio has found herself in quite the predicament. You see, she's addicted to Pepsi Max Cherry! Yes, you heard it right, she can't seem to go a day without cracking open a cold can of that fizzy goodness. But fear not, my dear readers, for Orchid Audio is currently trying to break the habit, and we're all rooting for her!

The question on everyone's lips, however, is whether she can maintain this newfound behaviour. Will she be able to resist the temptation of that sweet, cherry-flavoured nectar? Or will she relapse and succumb to her addiction once again? Only time will tell.

But let's be real here, darlings, it's not like giving up Pepsi Max Cherry is going to harm her. After all, she already has a tea and biscuit addiction, so what harm can it do to have one less? We all know that indulging in a good cup of tea and a biscuit or two is practically a British pastime.

So, let's all give a round of applause to Orchid Audio for trying to kick her Pepsi Max Cherry addiction. We're all behind you, darling, and if you do happen to relapse, we won't judge you too harshly. Just make sure to bring enough cans for the rest of us next time.

That's all for now, my loves. Until next time, this is Orchid signing off.

AKA So far, so good.