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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Orchid's gossip column - where the scandals are hotter than a freshly baked apple pie and the drama is juicier than a grapefruit! Today, we've got a story that'll make your jaw drop and your heart race faster than a marathon runner!

Our leading lady is a retired female ogre commando, who's been through more battles than you've had hot dinners! But even she was unprepared for what happened next! Her corgi, Rufus, was snatched right out of her arms by none other than her former teammate - "Q"! And what did Q want, you ask? A weapon! And not just any weapon, a weapon so deadly it could make an atomic bomb look like a pop-gun!

But here's where the story gets even more twisted. Q promised to return Rufus safe and sound if our ogre heroine could deliver the weapon. And like a fool, she agreed! But as expected, Q didn't keep his word, and now Rufus is being held hostage like a common criminal!

Our ogre heroine is at her wit's end. She's tried everything to get Rufus back, but Q won't budge. So she's taken matters into her own hands! She's holding her ex-lover at knifepoint, convinced they know where Q is hiding Rufus. But can she trust her ex? They're an expert liar, and our ogre heroine knows it. But she also knows they love Rufus as much as she does. It's a race against time as our heroine battles to save Rufus before it's too late!

So grab your popcorn and buckle up, folks! This story has got more twists and turns than a pretzel, more drama than an opera, and more action than a Bruce Lee movie! Will our ogre heroine be able to save Rufus and bring Q to justice? Only time will tell! Stay tuned for the next episode of Orchid's gossip column!