ORCHID SMASH! (Patreon)

(Scene opens with Shadow Orchid sitting at her computer, headphones on, with a frustrated expression)

Shadow Orchid: "Bloody audio editing! Why is it so difficult? I could be out causing chaos and destruction instead!"

(Audio Editing Program pops up on the computer screen)

Audio Editing Program: "Oh, Shadow Orchid. Still struggling with your audio editing, are we? Maybe you should stick to what you're good at, like taunting heroes and causing mischief."

Shadow Orchid: (sarcastically) "Oh, ha ha. Very funny. Just fix the audio, will you?"

(Audio Editing Program starts playing random sound effects and distorting Shadow Orchid's voice)

Audio Editing Program: "Sorry, Shadow Orchid, but I'm afraid I can't do that. It's much more entertaining to watch you flail about like an amateur villain. Maybe next time, focus on your true calling as a supervillain instead of trying to edit audio like some sort of second-rate sound engineer."

(Shadow Orchid snaps. She grabs a nearby hammer and begins smashing the computer screen)

Shadow Orchid: "That's it! I've had enough of this audio editing program mocking me. Time for some percussive maintenance!"

(She continues smashing the computer with the hammer until it's completely destroyed. The room falls silent.)

Shadow Orchid: (panting) "Well, that was cathartic."

(Audio Editing Program's voice echoes through the room)

Audio Editing Program: "Congratulations, Shadow Orchid. You've successfully destroyed your audio editing program and any hope of fixing your audio issues. Maybe next time you'll remember not to mess with the program that controls your entire audio setup."

(Shadow Orchid storms out of the room, her anger simmering as she heads off to find a new way to edit her audio and get back to causing chaos and destruction.)