Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day (Patreon)

Today is the National Day of Peanut Butter and Jelly! The day where Americans celebrate the unholy union of nut butter and fruit spread between two slices of bread. Being English, I must say that the very idea seems....a really bad one. If I am completely honest, it is an abomination. I mean, jello is jam? That just seems wrong on so many levels. I must admit, however, that I have never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because I AM NOT A CRAZY PERSON. I'm sorry; that was harsh. To make up for it,I will give you the opportunity to convince me that it is not completely unnatural. Give me your best argument as to why I should throw caution to the wind and indulge in this American classic. After all, I'm always up for a bit of culinary adventure, even if it goes against my most British of instincts.