The Tea Gremlin (Patreon)

The Tea Gremlin, a small humanoid creature with chaotic neutral tendencies, is a peculiar sight to behold. Despite its diminutive size and harmless appearance, this creature possesses an array of quirky and lethal abilities that make it a force to be reckoned with.

Statistics:

Armour Class: 13 (Leather Armour) Hit Points: 22 (4d6 + 4) Speed: 25 ft.

STR: 8 (-1) DEX: 16 (+3) CON: 12 (+1) INT: 14 (+2) WIS: 10 (+0) CHA: 16 (+3)

Traits:

Tea Hoarder: The Tea Gremlin has an insatiable craving for tea and will hoard any tea it comes across. The mere presence of tea within 5 feet of the Tea Gremlin grants it a bonus to its initiative roll, as it becomes energised and ready to spring into action.

Magpie Tendencies: The Tea Gremlin is drawn to shiny objects and will not hesitate to grab them if they catch its eye. The creature is not above using its tea and cheesy humour to distract potential victims and pilfer their belongings.

Cheesy Humour: The Tea Gremlin's affinity for puns and cheesy jokes is infamous among adventurers. Its humour may not always hit the mark, but it never fails to elicit groans and eye rolls.

Fiery Temper: When provoked, the Tea Gremlin's disposition can shift from perky to silent and menacing. If further provoked, it will lash out aggressively, brandishing its collection of knives and wreaking havoc on its foes.

Clumsy: Despite its quick reflexes, the Tea Gremlin's small stature and occasional clumsiness can lead to accidents and mishaps. Adventurers are advised to keep their distance to avoid getting caught in the crossfire.

Actions:

Tea Throw: The Tea Gremlin hurls a cup of hot tea at a target within 20 feet. On a successful hit, the target must make a Dexterity saving throw or be blinded until the end of the Tea Gremlin's next turn. The DC for this saving throw is 8 + the Tea Gremlin's Dexterity modifier + its proficiency bonus.

Knife Attack: The Tea Gremlin wields its trusty knives with deadly precision, lunging forward to strike its enemies. On a hit, it deals 1d4 + 3 piercing damage.

Tea Party: The Tea Gremlin can use its turn to set up a small tea party, inviting nearby creatures to join in on the fun. Any creatures within 10 feet of the Tea Gremlin during the tea party gain temporary hit points equal to the Tea Gremlin's level, as they bask in the warm and inviting atmosphere.

Reactions:

Tea Defence: When attacked, the Tea Gremlin can quickly grab a nearby cup of tea and hurl it at its attacker. The attacker must make a Dexterity saving throw or be blinded until the end of the Tea Gremlin's next turn. The DC for this saving throw is 8 + the Tea Gremlin's Dexterity modifier + its proficiency bonus.

Extinct Variants:

Throughout history, there have been several known variants of the Tea Gremlin, each with its own unique set of abilities and quirks. Unfortunately, these variants are now extinct, leaving only the sole surviving variant, Orchid Audio.

One such variant, the Oolong Ogre, was a larger and more belligerent cousin of the Tea Gremlin, possessing an unquenchable thirst for oolong tea and a penchant for destruction. Its brute strength and ferocity made it a formidable opponent, but ultimately led to its demise at the hands of adventurers seeking to protect the innocent.

Another extinct variant, the Chamomile Changeling, was a shape-shifting Tea Gremlin capable of assuming the form of any creature it desired. Its powers of deception and illusion made it a cunning adversary, but its insatiable craving for chamomile tea proved to be its downfall, as it ultimately succumbed to its addiction.

The Peppermint Pixie was a diminutive and mischievous Tea Gremlin, distinguished by its peppermint-scented aura and its ability to conjure small gusts of wind with a flick of its wrist. Though not particularly dangerous, its penchant for pranks and its elusive nature made it a difficult creature to capture or subdue.

Surviving Variant:

Orchid Audio, the only known surviving variant of the Tea Gremlin, is a female creature with a keen intellect and a strong sense of independence. Her affinity for tea is unmatched, and she has been known to hoard entire warehouses of the beverage in her quest to satisfy her cravings.

Despite her love for tea and cheesy humour, Orchid Audio has a dark and brooding side, marked by her fiery temper and her collection of deadly knives. She is fiercely protective of her territory and will not hesitate to use her formidable abilities to defend it.

Adventurers seeking to encounter Orchid Audio should proceed with caution, as she is a dangerous creature with a volatile temperament. However, those who manage to earn her trust may be rewarded with her valuable knowledge of tea and her expertise in combat.

As a member of the party, the Tea Gremlin brings a unique set of skills and quirks that can both enhance and complicate the adventuring experience. Here are some things to keep in mind when including a Tea Gremlin in your party:

Tea Party Buffs: The Tea Gremlin's Tea Party ability can provide valuable temporary hit points to party members in need. However, adventurers should be cautious when accepting the Tea Gremlin's invitation to a tea party, as it may attract unwanted attention from enemies.

Tea Hoarding: The Tea Gremlin's hoarding tendencies can lead to interesting situations during adventuring. Be prepared to negotiate with the Tea Gremlin if you come across a valuable stash of tea that it wants to claim as its own.

Magpie Tendencies: The Tea Gremlin's love for shiny objects may cause it to get sidetracked during an adventure, potentially leading the party off-course. Keep a close eye on the Tea Gremlin to avoid losing track of your main objective.

Cheesy Humour: The Tea Gremlin's puns and jokes can provide much-needed comic relief during tense situations, but be prepared to roll your eyes and groan at some of the more groan-worthy puns.

Fiery Temper: Adventurers should be careful not to provoke the Tea Gremlin's temper, as it can quickly turn deadly. If the Tea Gremlin becomes silent and starts to glare at you, it's time to back off and give it some space.

Tea Throw: The Tea Gremlin's Tea Throw ability can be a useful ranged attack, but be aware of its potential to blind allies as well as enemies.

Knife Attack: The Tea Gremlin's Knife Attack ability can deal significant damage to enemies, but be careful not to get in the way of those sharp blades.

Tea Defence: The Tea Gremlin's Tea Defence ability can provide a useful defensive measure, but be aware of its potential to blind allies as well as enemies.

In conclusion, adventuring with a Tea Gremlin can be both rewarding and challenging. Keep in mind its unique abilities and quirks, and be prepared to negotiate with its tea hoarding tendencies, appreciate its cheesy humour, and watch out for its fiery temper. With proper care and attention, the Tea Gremlin can be a valuable asset to any adventuring party.