MONSTER GIRL MASH AUDIO 🎃 Pathetic Hungry Vampire 🎃 A Midnight Snack-tastrophe 🎃 Behold a Vampire Who’s Less “Bite Your Neck” and More “Stumble Over Her Own Cape (Patreon)

1. 🦇 Just found a house 🏠. Feeling hopeful and starving. Why is hunting so hard? #VampireLife #SoHungry #HuntingTroubles 😫
2. Standing on the doorstep 🚪. Giving myself a pep talk. I am a charming, seductive vampire... probably. 💔 #SelfDoubt #HungryVampire #NeedBlood
3. Just asked to be let in because it's cold and my fangs... I mean teeth are chattering! ❄️ #Awkward #ColdVampire #LetMeInPlease
4. Panic mode! Told them I was in cosplay with fake fangs. Why is this so difficult? 😢 #Cosplay #FakeFangs #TheyDontBelieveMe
5. Now I'm a salesperson selling garlic repellent. Yes, I love garlic. Love it so much... 🧄 #SellingSkills #GarlicRepellent #DesperateTimes
6. Switching tactics. Asked for tomato juice 🍅. They’re not buying it. #ThirstyForTomatoJuice #TotallyNotBlood
7. Tried the bat excuse 🦇. It's not working! Why can't I turn into a bat? #CantTransform #NotABat #ThisIsHard
8. They’re holding a steak... or is it a stake? 😱 #SteakOrStake #Threatened #INeedToLearnVampireStuff
9. They offered garlic from Midnight's Back. Should I go in? I definitely won't bite... probably. 🧄 #GarlicOffer #DecisionTime #ToBiteOrNotToBite
10. That’s it. I’m off. Who needs blood anyway? Not me. But oh, a cat 🐱... no, it has big claws! Master, save me! 🚫 #Rejected #RunningAway #HelpMeMaster

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