DAY OF THE RAMBLES (Patreon)

[Voiceover, deep and gravelly, oozing with over-the-top 1980s horror trailer charm]:

"In a world where the unexpected becomes the norm, comes a tale so bizarre, it will leave you... rambling. This summer, prepare for the 'Day of the Rambles'!

[Dark, synth-heavy 80s music kicks in]

Imagine a day when the airwaves are taken over, not by flesh-eating plants or brain-hungry zombies, but by something far more... loquacious. The unstoppable audio rambles of a muppet of a voice actress, Wayward—a voice so persistently chatty, it's terrifying.

[Cut to scenes of people with exaggerated expressions of horror, clutching their heads as Wayward's voice echoes in the background]

As the city falls into chaos, with people desperately trying to escape the never-ending stream of Wayward's gabbing, you'll be on the edge of your seat. But beware, there's no mute button in this nightmare!

[Suddenly shifts to scenes of Wayward in a recording booth, oblivious to the mayhem, cheerily chatting away]

And just when you thought it couldn't get any cheesier, listen to our exasperated voice-over guy, who's just about had enough.

[Cut to the voice-over guy in a booth, rolling his eyes]

Voice-over Guy: 'Blimey, I could be doing proper jobs, like narrating Doctor Who, not this... this... never-ending verbal hedge maze of nonsense!'

[Back to dramatic scenes of people running in panic]

'Day of the Rambles'—where  the real horror is not being able to shut it off. Coming soon to a cinema near you... if you dare to listen!"

[The screen fades to black with the echo of Wayward's voice, followed by the Voice-over Guy muttering sarcastically.]