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 Hi, guys! 

We have good news for you (but you probably find them bad). Yesterday, before delivering it to our interpreter, we tasted the final version of the new update and found it absolutely unleavened. We just can’t treat you with such vegan soup – so Mr. Beef and  D097277 are out of this life for the next week, to enrich this part with full-sized art and animation. Then we will have to include it to the script, check it and translate. So the new update will be ready by the 25th of October. 

Comments

Anonymous

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." George Will (sigh)I thought so,but I would have liked to have been wrong.

MunchBudz

Ok gives me time to make more coin in game

PaddyOFurniture

Well, darn. Oh well, can't be helped.

MunchBudz

I think. I keep all the updates in the same folder so maybe that's y i have my data

Polandball

its alright... i think... you could put vegan version now and meat version later if that dont make you work much to update often, if it does then i happily save you from the bigger work and wait for 25th

Anchor22

It does leave bitter taste in our mouth. Unfortunately, we can't predict these things. 'Alexa play a sad song'

PaddyOFurniture

It's ready when it's ready. Wake me if anything happens. https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7825749504/hF2ECF2A9/

Anonymous

I agree.But.I hope,the Team want a BIG FUCKING FLASH. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/b/b5/NukeHatchery_SCR_Art1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170820031531

teamborsch

We closely work now, and we are going to continue our cooperation further. Let it put so for today.

SACE

Anyway i still support your decision.

teamborsch

We thougt about that, but it will take extra time and you will have to replay the story, you've already seen in a little bit dull version...so, please, just be patient the 25th is not so far, at least we feel so.

Polandball

i only deleted game folder from my desktop, are saves digged in my documents or somewhere else?

PaddyOFurniture

Help for you and that extra dash of D097277's own special genius? I like it. think this might lead somewhere interesting.

Anchor22

How big is this update?

PaddyOFurniture

I don't know what you've got against alcohol free beer. I know what I have against alcohol free beer but I don't know what you have against it. Personally, it's the absence of alcohol.

PaddyOFurniture (edited)

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2022-03-15 22:50:35 More meat for the stew? Now you have me dreaming of steak! https://hips.hearstapps.com/del.h-cdn.co/assets/15/22/delish-big-steak-texas.jpg?fill=320:281&resize=480:*
2019-10-09 12:02:52 More meat for the stew? Now you have me dreaming of steak! https://hips.hearstapps.com/del.h-cdn.co/assets/15/22/delish-big-steak-texas.jpg?fill=320:281&resize=480:*

More meat for the stew? Now you have me dreaming of steak! https://hips.hearstapps.com/del.h-cdn.co/assets/15/22/delish-big-steak-texas.jpg?fill=320:281&resize=480:*

PaddyOFurniture

Hopefully this big. https://assets.rebelcircus.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/king-kong.gif

PaddyOFurniture

I'm not sure that I'd be happy with Team Borsch switching to CGI. Still, it would be better than this; http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpn0rP4JR1qedb29o1_500.gif Bigger, true, but with a loss of quality.

PaddyOFurniture

You are very charitable. For me non-alcoholic beer / decaffeinated coffee is like that guy who volunteers to do a job, doesn't do it, and then keeps anyone else from doing it.

PaddyOFurniture

You are obviously much more optimistic about the next update than I am. I'm just hoping we don't get this; https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/godzilla/images/0/04/All_Monsters_Attack_-_Minilla_stares_intently.png/revision/latest?cb=20140119211337

Anchor22

I agree with weaver. This update better be big - reasonable playable time.

Anonymous

the south side stopped at 23%, and the north side is impossible because Jack is not ready, what to do? and what kind of quest, send jack to mop up at the old cemetery?

PaddyOFurniture

Welcome. Pull up a chair. We're waiting for the next update too. I think there are some magazines. https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7btNbiS17EIEsPYc/source.gif

Anonymous

Maybe i have problems, because i installed version android (31 August?)

PaddyOFurniture

I don't think so. I think that you've pretty much gotten everything in the game up until now. There are better gamers than me around and they may have suggestions. If you've rescued Boris and fought the Big Slug I think that's as far as the Mine goes so far. I think the Vampire visit is the last event until the next update.

Anonymous

Thank men

BZRK

Same day as CoD:MW just throwing that out there XD

Nathan Workman

Question I just broke my galaxy s7 and now have an iPhone 6s am I able to download this to the iOS device or no?

Anonymous

One week.(Or not.)"Hope is the killer,because he dies last." :D

PaddyOFurniture

I'm trying to be more chill this time. https://i.chzbgr.com/full/3362911232/h01DDB3A8/

Hann1bal

5 Days ...

PaddyOFurniture

Hopefully. I'm just going to chill for the next week or so, Whatever happens happens.

teamborsch

Mr Beef. It seems that we have slightly overestimated our strengths. D097277 is still in the middle of his work. Without it, the storyline of the Valentine family would not be complete. (How much I like what this artist does. ^ _ ^) And I am testing new alchemy and cemetery scenes and constantly making graphical and programmatic changes. I do not want to make annoying mistakes in the game script. So the updated date is October 31, right before midnight. Yes, we understand that these are our problems, that we are not meeting the deadlines. In any case, the update will be this month.

BlowUp

Tell me pls the release of 31 October will be for 10$+ patreon,or it will earlier for 10$+ patreon and 31 will be for 5$??And will be android version on date of release?Thanks for your work)

PaddyOFurniture

I believe that $1 patrons will get it one week later. $5 patrons get it on the day. $10 and up patrons get it 4 days prior to release. Technically. I think that what will happen is that the $10 and up patrons will get it on the 31st, the $5 patrons will get it on the 4th and the $1 patrons will get it on the 11th. I think. If things work out. Personally, I'm just going to chill and see what happens. https://sharesloth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kcRUogc.jpg

BlowUp

Maybe they will reply,will see,i'm gonna chill as well)See what happened 31 of October.

PaddyOFurniture

They can wake us when they're done. https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-it-was-great-party-drunk-guys-are-sleeping-after-night-events-on-the-floor-and-sofa-in-different-1346031593.jpg

Polandball

who didnt saw it coming?... i was sure there would be delays, just hoped for small ones, release in this month is small delay

Anchor22

Isn't it 25 oct the release? So $10 and up will have acces to the update on the same day?

PaddyOFurniture

Fingers crossed. I admit that I am quite curious to see how D097277's work melds with Mr Beef's.

PaddyOFurniture

Patience. https://addiepray.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-pictures-cat-teaches-dog-patience.jpg

Anchor22

Just read the comment. Its betterment of the game but i hope this is the final decision and also the game better have resonably long play time for the amount of time it took to finalise every details

PaddyOFurniture

It's in a comment a little farther up. Here is a cut/paste. "Team Borsch Mr Beef. It seems that we have slightly overestimated our strengths. D097277 is still in the middle of his work. Without it, the storyline of the Valentine family would not be complete. (How much I like what this artist does. ^ _ ^) And I am testing new alchemy and cemetery scenes and constantly making graphical and programmatic changes. I do not want to make annoying mistakes in the game script. So the updated date is October 31, right before midnight. Yes, we understand that these are our problems, that we are not meeting the deadlines. In any case, the update will be this month."

PaddyOFurniture

So the consensus seems to be "Patience". https://web.gracesgraphics.com/1/60694520c3745af5c8.jpg

Anchor22

In the end im a fan of the game. Yes bortha we must stay patience. We just wish a satisfying adventure

PaddyOFurniture

Sorry, I found a bunch of these and i find them funny. https://takeyourheart.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/funny_dog_pictures_dog_has_patience.jpg

PaddyOFurniture

That makes sense. I've seen too many dead or abandoned games and I don't want to see this join them. Sometimes it comes down to the cold, hard numbers. If that's what they need to do to keep this viable...

Anchor22

What time zone do you guy follow through for update?

BlowUp

They said around midnight

MunchBudz

so no update? at least give us a headsup or something disappointed :(

PaddyOFurniture

There was an update. 4 days early for $10 and up patrons. On the day for 5$ patrons. One week later for the $1 patrons. Sorry.

Ricci

Deadline came and gone, so where the hell is the "October 31 update"????

Polandball

i think everyone is confused because the 10$ supposed to get game on 25th 5$ on 1st and 1$ on 7th, and they didnt say anything about delay so everyone would see but instead it was dig up here in comments on this post so people are coming on this site to see big juicy update at the front page but instead its 10$ update and depending where you are it can be on 2nd day too not 1st

teamborsch

Sorry for not responding. Link for patrons (5+) will be available tomorrow, that is 4 days after the first link.

Ricci

Thank you for the latest update. Is there a way to look for the missing "Alchemy Page" in Jack's room, or is it in the future updates?

PaddyOFurniture

There is a bit of a bug on that. You have to be able to send Jack to the Training Ground so you can search Jack's room when Jack is away. Unfortunately, if you've already maxed out the number of times you can send Jack to the Training Ground the game doesn't allow you to do that. I had to go back to a much earlier save where I hadn't maxed it out yet and save one trip for later. They forgot about the restriction and are aware of the problem. Meanwhile - Send Jack to the Training Ground - Visit Jack's Room - click on various things until you find the missing page.

Ricci

I tried from the point I send Jack to hunt one time, but unable to get to the point cupid suggested the missing page. What can I do to bypass the bug???

PaddyOFurniture

At the end of the hunting part up until now Sam will suggest that Jack wait until he can upgrade Jack's equipment. There will be some dialogue where Sam talks to Cupid and says that there is a page missing from his Alchemy book. They will conclude that they need to search Jack's room. You then Visit Jack's room - click on Jack - Send Jack to the Training Ground - Then click on things in Jack's Room until you find the missing page.

PaddyOFurniture

The bug is the restriction on the number of times you can "Send Jack to the Training Ground". You need one time left so that you can get Jack to leave the room so you can search it.

Polandball

so when 1$ can see new update?

Ricci

I did send Jack to the hunt once, but the dialogue where Sam talks to Cupid and says that there is a page missing from his Alchemy book NEVER show up.

Berserker

Hi. Loved the game. But when will the $1 update drop and is it already ported to Android?

teamborsch

November 12th. Yes, it is already ported. :)

Polandball

but i just want to point out what you got written in 1$ "Access to the newest version of the game 1 week after release." why we getting it 12 days instead of 7?

Ricci

??Sorry, what was that? Only encountered the two clowns at the cemetery first time when I send Jack for the hunt, Lucy in the rain, Mina, that was it...

PaddyOFurniture

There should be another "Send Jack to Hunt" encounter after the Clowns. That should trigger the a scene where Sam says he has reservations about Jack being a Witch Hunter. After that there is a scene where Sam and Cupid talk about a missing page. Then you have to have a "Send Jack to the Training Ground" left [that will be fixed in the next update]. Jack will then be out of her room that day. You can then go to Jack's room and search it.

Polandball

lmao paddy wtf are you watching hahaha https://i.ibb.co/Y70J9Mk/index.jpg

Ricci

After the scene where Sam and Cupid talk about a missing page. I clicked on "Send Jack to the Training Ground", Sam said, "I should work out new set of exercises..." and Jack didn't go anywhere. Now what???

PaddyOFurniture

This is the bug I mentioned. They forgot that there was a restriction on how many times you can send Jack to the Training Ground. They have a fix for the next update. Until then you have to make sure you have not maxed out the number of times you can send Jack to the Training Ground before you get to this point. Find an earlier save where you have not done that yet and play from there, being careful to save a trip to the Training Ground for this purpose. That's what I did.

PaddyOFurniture

No. I mean Training Ground. After the scene where Sam and Cupid talk about a missing page you need to get Jack out of her room so you can search for it there. You do this by sending Jack to the Training Ground. If you have already hit the restriction on how many times you can send Jack to the Training Ground the game will not let you do it. You will get the "I should work out new set of exercises..." message instead and you will be stuck. This is the bug in the game that I have been talking about. They will fix in the next update.

Ricci

As I remember, the training ground gave me that message ages ago (many updates ago) and I have no idea when it start giving me this message ("I should work out new set of exercises..."). So, basically, I have to wait for the next update to continue then?

PaddyOFurniture

Or go back to an earlier save before you hit that restriction. I found the 'skip' feature in preferences useful when I did it. Yes, it is annoying. No, I don't know a way around it. This is why I've been calling it a bug and not a feature.

Ricci

Okay... IF I don't want to go back to the last saved before the restriction and play the entire game again, I can wait for the next update then to fix that bug??

PaddyOFurniture

Yes. Team Borsch is aware of the problem and will be adding a "Give Jack The Day Off" choice along with the Hunting and Training choices in the next update. This will allow you to get Jack out of the room. You will be able to search it then.

teamborsch

First, the link is available for (10+) - October 31, then after 4 days - for (5+). This is the release date. Then after another 7 days for (1+). Hmmm ... Anyway, I was wrong. It will be November 11th, not 12th.

Polandball

okay that makes sense, thanks for response and clearing things up

Ricci

How far will this update go? Will Lucy have a part of this update after the encounter in the rain? Will Sam get the fish oil for the "Massage Oil"?

PaddyOFurniture

You should be able to get the Fish Oil by fishing at the Fishing Spot and catching fish. It will show up in your inventory without having to do anything.

Ricci

Okay, thanks. How do I know I have reached the limit of this update, in terms of progress of this game?

Ricci

I mean "reach" the end of the story, of this update?

Alexander Kimmerly

Hey where can i downliad it just got a membership