Suddenly in the past (Patreon)

Man, what a fucked up day. My name's Jake O'Connor. I fix cars by day and bust heads by night. Ain't no saint, that's for damn sure. The day was shit from start to finish, dealing with assholes at the car service, and all I wanted was to get home and drown in booze.

As the sun started setting, casting shadows long and deep, I turned the corner to my apartment. Suddenly, this bright-ass flash of light blindsides me. "What the fuck?!" I yell, but it's like my voice gets swallowed up. My body feels like it's being ripped apart and mashed back together wrong. The world spins and everything goes black.

When I come to, I'm breathing heavily and took one step, hearing a damn clacking, like if some stupid chick were nearby, and my feet felt so fucking weird. So I looked down and, fuck my life, those were the most fuckin ridiculous view in the whole damn universe. "My goodness, what is happening to me?" (What the fuck is happening to me?) I muttured in shock, hearing my own voice like from another world - soft and fucking femininity with those strange tones that sounded like lustful. Each word dripped with seductive, sultry tone.

On my damn chest, there were two fucking things, which looked from this damn cleavage like two damn peaches. Tight black dress barely covered my fuckin ass, sheer stockings felt like they are making fun of me. Like someone decide make fun of Jake!

"Oh darling, what a surprise," (This can't be happening) I whisper, my voice now a seductive purr. A man stands next to me, grinning like a predator. I try to talk normal, but every word drips with unwanted allure.

"Hey, where do you think you're going, sugar?" he says, grabbing my arm rough.

"Oh, don't be so rough, darling," (Let me go, you asshole!) I respond, my voice husky and inviting. "Oh my, what is happening, handsome? I'm feeling quite lost." (What the fuck is going on!? I don't understand anything.)

"You ain't going nowhere, sweetheart," he sneers, pulling me closer. "Not until you’ve given me my due."

What? What that means? Due? Fuck you man, I don't understand shit! I'm fucking guy and have balls. Can I punch you in the face?! Yes! But at first I should find out what's happening here and try to find a way out of this!

"Oh, sweetie, I'm much more than just a pretty face," (I'm not some dumb chick!) I plead, but it comes out as, "I'm just a lost little kitten." (I'm a man, dammit!) I say, looking down at his cock and covering my mouth, shocked by what I said.

The man laughs, gripping my arm tighter. "Lola, you know better than to play games with me."

"Lola? No, you've got the wrong person," (My name is Jake, not Lola!) I try to explain, but my lips refuse to speak what I want. "Oh sweetheart, why don't you let me go before things get... interesting" (I'm leaving here! Let me go, asshole, before I beat you up!) I didn't even fucking notice right away that my words could be misused!

He chuckles, shaking his head. "Yeah... interesting, sure. Listen, bitch. Your pimp told me you need to work, but instead you play games." he let go of my hand and slapped me on the butt, caused me to give out loud moan. I want to punch him right into his ugly mug, but when turned around, instead of hitting, my palm only gently stroked his rough stubble and I only smiled, giving a falsetto giggle: "Oh, you naughty boy, you know just how to treat a lady," (You're such an asshole! I'll kill you!)

I hated myself for what I said, but I couldn't help it. It's fucking like if when I opened my mouth, I wanted to talk sexily! I didn't know how it worked, but I knew I was in deep shit.

The man grinned, "That's better. Now come on, you owe me some fun." I don't know what got into me, but instead of punching the asshole in the face, I giggled like a girl, letting him take my hand and lead me into a dark alley. I wanted to kick his balls, but my hand instead lightly stroked them through the pants, while we walked.

"You know, sugar, I can make you feel so good," (I'm going to make your life hell, motherfucker!) I whispered seductively and gulped - what the fuck was happening to me?!