Aliens life (Patreon)

Tony never believed in alien life. And he certainly didn't believe in alien abductions. In his opinion, everyone who claimed this was just a bunch of psychos. At least he thought so until he was abducted by aliens himself. He was at home for a minute. Then he saw a bright light, felt dizzy and found himself on a spaceship surrounded by aliens. It took only a few seconds before he passed out. When he woke up, everything was very different. He was still on the alien ship. The aliens were nowhere to be seen. And it was tied to the device. His observation was stopped by a noise next to him. The noise of someone screaming. A familiar voice. He turned to the right and was shocked for life. He saw himself from the side of shouting something in an obscene language. "They swapped places with our bodies!" he heard himself scream. “They're going to send us back like this! I saw them send two other people back to exchange ... a little boy and a grown woman. They begged to be exchanged back. And then they were driven away! " the woman inside his body spoke quickly as Tony tried to figure out what was happening. He was shocked and looked down, noticed a chest sticking out of his chest. "I have boobs!" Tony said excitedly, trying to grab them, but was stopped by restrictions. “Oh shit ... I can feel them swaying ... And long hair! And this voice sounds so sexy! Wait ... is this a thong? And the skirt? Why are you dressed so slutty? " Tony thought, trying to wiggle his ass to understand the lingerie situation. "Because that's my job, sweetie!" the woman shouted. "High heels? A tight skirt? What did you say?! Work !? "Tony heard the countdown and plunged back into darkness.

Tony came to his senses again on Earth. He was still in this woman's body, but this time he was not attached. He was standing in a room that apparently was the kitchen of some house, in his hands was a bottle of beer, and in the other a greedy purse. He immediately dropped it and the bottle shattered on the floor with a loud bang.

- Oh shit! This is all true?!

Tony looked down and saw the bumps still sticking out of his chest under the strappy top. Having made two awkward steps, he heard his heels knocking on the floor and almost losing his balance, he barely managed to get on his feet because of the high-heeled shoes and only the window sill on which he leaned saved him from falling.

- What's that noise?! Oh shit! Did you break the beer ?! What the heck?

Tony looked at the man in dismay. He was dressed in jeans and slippers, nothing above the waist, just his big hairy belly and a displeased face. 

...

Tony turned fully to see the man, but still leaned on the ledge to keep his balance. He goggled and stared at everything in surprise, feeling the taste of lipstick when he bit his lip out of fear.

- What are you looking at? God, are you already drunk? Stupid whore?

The man was clearly not sober, but Tony felt alcohol in his blood, even though he was sober before the exchange.

...

The aliens sent people in new bodies at the same time in which they stole them, so when Tony was on Earth in a new body, he was just at the moment when Jenny was at work with one of the clients whom she picked up on the road and had already taken the money in advance, because she knew that people could not be trusted, especially people like this person.

...

“I don’t ... I don’t ... it’s not what you think!” I'm not that girl! Damn, I gotta ..

Tony started looking around for a door from the room. There were two doors, one next to him and the other behind this fat man. Realizing that it was best to open the door next to him, he did it

- What?! You've already taken the money! Do you want to run away from me ?! Well, I do not!

- No, you don’t understand, I don’t ... whoaahuu, wait! Dont touch me!

Tony was already outside the door, but it was the door to the motel balcony. The room was on the third floor and it was not possible to jump off, so he hesitated for a second and at that moment the man grabbed his hand and took him with him

- Well, no longer! Some stupid cheap whore won't give me money today!

Tony tried to resist, but it was impossible in his weak body against this big man, but the funny thing is that he understood what situation he was in and understood that this man was technically right, but he still tried to break free and run away, even when the big man threw him on the bed and began to take off his pants. 

...

The aliens didn’t specifically choose this moment for the exchange, it was pure coincidence, but for Tony it didn’t matter.

Lying on the bed, feeling pain in all his holes and all over his body from the strength of this man, he looked at how he dressed and could hardly hold back his tears. He hated this man, hated the aliens and the fact that he was in such a situation. At that moment, he did not think about what he would do, he just wanted it to end faster. It took only 20 minutes as he ended up in this body, but it seemed to him that an eternity had passed.

When the man threw him on the bed and began to undress, Tony still tried to escape, but again and again found himself in this position, and when he already felt that all this was inevitable, he decided to just not think about anything.

- Don't you dare me cry here! You yourself are to blame! Nobody dares to deceive Chuck Spencer! And you wanted to leave me and steal money from me. It was very stupid of you

- I didn't ... I didn't mean to steal money ..

- Don't give a fuck to me here, I saw everything! What am I explaining. Why are you lying? Get dressed and get out of here?

Hearing these words, Tony didn't believe it. He experienced so many emotions of joy that he had not experienced in a long time and quickly got up to leave, but almost fell because of the high-heeled shoes that were still on him, as well as the tight fishnet stockings. The man only laughed out loud when he saw all this, he was especially funny how Tony was looking for clothes and trying to put them on, which did not work the first time.

It really was a strange sight. He tried to put on the skirt right over the heels and the heels clung to this fabric several times and nearly tore this already short skirt. His boobs dangled and his hair got into his eyes and face, blocking his view, he hesitated a little when he saw this little gray top, which he was wearing some time ago, but then began to put it on. When he put on the top, it turned out that he had mixed up the sides and the shoulder straps were on the other side. He had to take it off again, feeling how his chest was again bare and swaying from this and how this man was looking at it all, who was no longer angry, but cheerfully watched and said his vulgar and stupid jokes. However, before leaving, the stranger made him clean up the beer and shards that had been spilled at the very beginning, and only after that Tony was able to leave. 

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Tony had no intention of accepting this Julia, a cheap prostitute from a small US town, and began looking for a way to get in touch with Julia in the first place. It was just so difficult to see each other, because Tony lived in England, which meant that they were now separated by the Atlantic Ocean, and as it turned out, Julia, which means now Tony, did not have enough money to take a plane ticket at any time and fly to England, but he still managed to call her. Julia replied in a surprised voice, she recognized her old voice and even felt sorry for him when he told about what had happened. She told him everything she needed to know about her life, her credit card passwords, where she lived and other basic important knowledge. Tony also said that everything Julia needed to live in his body and it was in vain.

Tony hoped that Julia would transfer him a sufficient amount of money to fly to England and that they would then find a solution together, but the money did not come and Tony began to call Julia again, who had already thrown away the SIM card with this phone number and began to do everything possible to Tony couldn't disturb her. The best thing Tony could do in that situation was to go to his new house, but he was intimidated by the prospect of being stuck here like Julia, especially after Julia told him that she owed some money not only to the credit card banks, but also to her pimp. from whom I rented a room.

In the room, besides Julia, there was another girl who worked as well as Julia. She was not very talkative, so she did not notice that there was something strange in the behavior of her roommate, especially when she was crawling on her bed trying to do something incomprehensible and twirling her ass in a short mini skirt, not realizing that Tony was looking for paper with notes on Julia's debts, who said she hid her somewhere in her bed.

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Still feeling the pain in the body from that person and the phantom sensations in his holes, Tony with a sad face put the bag on Julia's bed and sat in thought, resting his hands on his knees and feeling this long hair. He did not understand why Julia decided to leave him. Tony had enough money in his old life and he knew it, he had a big house in which he lived with his family and he knew for sure that Julia could get him a job as a servant and no one would guess anything. He knew that Julia would not last long in his body, his wife, children and colleagues at work would know for sure that this was now a different person. He had no access to his money. He thought for a long time about what to do and tried to find a solution, but nothing fancy in his head. It seemed as if the aliens changed them not only with their bodies, but also with their intellect, because he did not have any smart and correct thoughts in his head.

He was partly right. The exchange of bodies is a complicated procedure and in fact it is not an exchange of bodies - it is an exchange of knowledge and in fact what Julia and Tony thought they had changed bodies - it was just an exchange of knowledge at the electronic level of the brain and the connections of neurons, everything else remained the same. It didn't seem to Tony that he became stupider, he really became stupider, Julia's IQ was several times smaller than Tony and complex schemes of deception and earnings were impossible for her. Therefore, it seemed to him that the best and most logical thing is to leave everything as it is, despite the fact that he was even disgusted to think about it, and hope that Julia, in Tony's body, herself will come to him for help, because that will not cope with a difficult job and a new life.