Granny's At It Again (Patreon)

There she is. The devilish, dastardly fiend only known as Granny Garchomp. Widely known to wait outside of her house and tempt men half her age with cookies and other such sweet treats. Commonly found at the grocery store buying ingredients for her evil concoctions, and hitting on every man (and possibly dickgirl) within shouting distance.

Some say she's not of this planet. Some kind of evil, entity or alien creature whos only goal is to trick people into otherworldly contracts. Thankfully the terms of such a contracts always amount to 'I get to fuck you until your legs don't work anymore.' Or 'Cum all over my face or get sent straight to hell.' It varies depending on mood. One things certain though. She vulgar, ain't she's never gentle.