The Stables (Patreon)

Guard 1: Status report.

Guard 2: No anomalies, sir. Well, I mean the Princess is in the stables again, but that's nothing new. Her excuse was pretty good this time. She said she dropped a hairpin, and that it might take some time to find it. She rejected my offer to help, of course. We've come a long way since the old 'tending to the horses' excuse...She does know she can do whatever she wants, right?

Guard 1: I think she's just a little embarrassed, but Lord only knows what that girl's actually thinking. Still, this is the third time today...Got bored of her new concubine so soon?

Guard 2: I think she's just smitten with that new horse we have. You know, the one with the weird golden horn.

Guard 1: ...We don't have any new horses.

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Pretty easy to sneak anywhere you want when you're a magic horse. I wonder what it wants though...