Alastor sfw Q&A (Patreon)

Alastor is going to speed through the sfw questions, the nsfw will get a more personal answers later cause that's what you want (I know)

So without further ado. 

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How many Dragons has he helped put down?

“I’ve gone Dragon hunting, yeah. They’re a bit rare nowadays, but I’ve taken down a few young adults. Chromatic ones. The Metallic ones are the nice ones. Dragons in general are are and the ones you do find are usually arrogant upstarts trying to invade a land.” 

How did he get into the adventuring life and how long has he been adventuring? Also old is he?

“I’m 56 and I first started my travels when I was 16 when I saw how good I was at swinging an axe. My home town got raided and I found out that I can pick up heavy chunks of metal and bash someone’s skull in a lot better than the bandits. After that, I started traveling as a merc so I could put my violent tendencies to use.”

 Any particular reason for his favored weapon being an axe?

“I like the axe cause I used to chop wood for my village. I was the only one who could swing hard enough to make a clean cut. It’s just what I’ve used the longest.”

How heavy is that axe really? He's a small sized creature, he might be strong for his species. Also, how old is he?

“It’s heavy enough for a Dwarf to be proud of so pretty fucking heavy. And yeah, ma’ always said I was special. Till this day I can still hold up the biggest fuck’off weapons like nothing, not bad for a 56 year old, huh?”

Scars are said to be stories. I’m sure many are battle stories. Are any of those scars from other circumstances?

“Most of these scars I don’t really remember. When I fight I don’t really pay attention to getting hit. I know a few of these suckers are from the Roc, clawed the fuck out of me before it ate me.” 

How would he describe himself?

“Apart from being a charming silver fox, I used to be a real hot head. Always trying to prove a point, but nowadays I’ve mellowed out and just want to relax in my retirement. I can still fuck someone up when needed, but now that phrase can mean more than just fight’en to me. I too old to always be angry, not good for the ticker, so I’m just going with the flow.”