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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I GOT SO HORNY LISTENING BACK TO THIS HAHAHAHAHHA

okok here you go:

You moved in with a new roommate a few months back, and it's pretty clear he has something for you, but he won't act on it, exactly like the pathetic nerd he is. It was your first birthday alone and far from your friends a few days ago and of course, you are grumpy and sad, so for one of the first times, your shy roomie decides to hang out with you, and he even got a gift to cheer you up!!


As always patreon doesn't let me upload .wav files cause they're too heavy, so if you want better quality please listen here <3

also a little bloomper cause of the improv ending :)

Credit to TheBadDevil_ for letting me gender-flip his script and modify it! if you are a 4M listener I heavily recommend checking out the fills it got on his reddit page <3

This content is an original work of creative fiction owned by BloomingVA. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. Please do not download or share this content on any other platform.

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Yessi

Ohh shiiii I’m ready 🫡

callmesolo.a

Wild to be receiving this notification while at the bank lol 💀😎

frankie

my migraine literally just got up and walked away

Anait X

I'M SOOOOO HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOOO GOOD

K_Dae

... Future me, did we make it? 🥹🤧

Haribo_folie

40 MINS BLOOM?! I will return with post nut comments in a hour 🫡

♡, Fernanda

man...Will report back tonight 🫡 fun fact: I'm at the movies right now stuffing candy into my tights so I can use those savings on audio p*rn instead 😭

Mack

my birthday was 2 days ago, let's GOOOOOOO

marchiethelover

will be back tonight post squirt 👍

Haribo_folie

PLZZZ😭😭😭 I’m at work listening to this so I get interrupted a lot🥲but I’ll definitely need a recovery once I get home & have a full listen 🫠🫠🫠

Mini

I’m about to unlock a new kink at this rate. At least I know my plans for tomorrow 🫡

Scylla

Well this is about to make playing baldurs gate a bit difficult to focus on, but I'm not about to put it off because the description and blooper has me nosy dammit.

Ashleymoe

I've been sick in bed all day but after listening to that, I feel better 😏 🥵

Meiyadaxigua

OMG woke up and found out bloom updated a new one!!! wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa

Mira

Recap of my emotions throughout the 41 minutes: 🥺🫣😮‍💨👁️👁️😯🫠🧎‍♀️🤰

goodxbadhabits

A new audio from you always makes me smile 😁 And I haven't even listened yet but I don't doubt your abilities, sir.

K_Dae

Hi, past me! Truth be told, we almost didn't make it...😔 HOWEVER! Just as we were about to die, we got revived by a certain *gwak* *gwak* sound, which reminds me: BLOOM?!!! Did you actually 👀? If not, then: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ If yes: You okay, buddy? 🤧 That sounded like it went down your throat. 🥹 Overall, great audio~ would recommend 👌 (part two?👀)

Haribo_folie

Post nut comment: BLOOM!! THE ENDING genuinely shocked me… How was it… Does that mean we get a part two…

Ness

On Patreon: Pervy roommate finds a way to fuck you On Soundgasm: Bubblegum and pussyyyy You are a whole vibe Bloom 😂 Was already turned on JUST READING THE FUCKING THING - now, after hearing it, horny and needing new friends. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😮‍💨

KindaOfSometimesMaybe…

Drip! Splash! Water! Drip! Splash! Splash! Drip! Water! Splash! Splash! Drip! Water!

Mewena

The teasing, Bloom!!! 🫠 We need a part 2! And the last 2 minutes are 🤌

blaze

that was filthy asf what the actual fu k

sariyha

i giggled so deviously at this notif and now i get a treat for finishing my homework YIPEEEEE

Scylla

Bruh. I'm speechless. Yes us degenerates find that hot. Holy fuck. Also I will say sucking a dildo is different from the real thing, but it is challenging nonetheless. I appreciate the acknowledgement that sucking down all the way is not easy. Sucking dick is a SKILL. Unfortunately, will not be putting that on my resume as I am not looking for that kind of work personally.

vivi

god, you were so pathetic in this. it was absolutely heavenly. the last three minutes were just amazing <33 i’m thinking about that file name you gave it on twitter too haha

Chloe

ABSOLUTELY MY TYPE💖

Sierra

It’s the PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tag for me

BloomingVA

that last bit was improv so honestly idek hahahhaha yeah maybe i need to figure out what i want to do with it but these no-touch tropes are so hot i love them so muchhhh

K_Dae

😭... I was gonna say you should've tried the "holding your thumb against your palm" thing, but I don't think you'd wanna suck on a dildo again 🤣

j

how perverted do u have to be to mold a dildo from your willy and gift it to someone! how SICK! and nasty!! he’s so desperate and pathetic ewww!!!!! (but also uhm part 2 pls bloom plsplsplsplsplsplspls)

j

the whispering and begging goes INSANE in this one like riding my phone is not enough. i need it INSIDE ME!!!

a

fierce

Sinner Angel

This is so fkn filthy, degenerate, pathetic and nasty… holy fuck… we need a part two 😩🔥

honey

PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 I LOVE THIS. The neediness is so hot and I’m invested in their story and need them to fuck now lol

Leya

I have to start my shift, and wait the whole day to be able to listen to this SGAHHSJS TORTURE the tags are making me go feral already

Jasmine

Part 2 please🧎🏽‍♀️

Lizzy 💃🏻

ok this shaped up to be different than what i was expecting but in the best way possible. but why ya gotta end it like that..(i did like you taking it down the throat ngl) 😬 sorry?

alice ✿

this characters such a pathetic loser with absolutely no shame or dignity. god i want him so bad

Scylla

Us: that's so weird!!(but also hot maybe, but shhh)

mimi

THE DAY I FIND SOMEONE LIKE THIS IRL IS THE DAY I CAN DIE HAPPY 🙏🙏 THANK U FOR SETTING THE STANDARD OF MEN 🆙️🔝 FOR ME BLOOMIE ‼️‼️💥

mimi

left the pussy waiting in anticipation for part 2 😭

sariyha

oh wow this is really filthy and depraved ☹️ do it again

Lily97

This hit so differently for me bc last Monday was actually my birthday and i actually use a dildo so well never related so much to an audio before🤭 Thanks Bloom💖 pls we need a PT.2🛐🛐🛐

Bibi

Pleaseeeeeee make part 2 🙏 🙏

Aloe

Gotta relearn how to breath

E. ✮

I’ve never wanted to peg a character so badly in my life bro what the hellllll

Rchy

OH🤌 MY🤌 GOD🤌 I love all of your audios (and video lol…) but I’ve just got my new favorite one. And part 2? Come on when? Could it be tomorrow?

Jenn

Absolutely threw me for a loop w how hot this was 😭😭😭 especially the ending holy hell

Leya

I finally got a time to listen to this OMG Bloom you're such a tease, where's our second gift😩🛐 Amazing as always

CHIEKO

OMG 🛐🛐🛐🛐 I got the Ascension😇😇😇😇 Part 2 please🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

Carola

Ngel the long intro knocked me out last night but I finished it and bloomy you did this script justice, too good 🫶 thank you, we need a pt 2

chuwa

Soft and honry… I really love that. It feels like this roommate has been planning this for a long time eh, and it's cute to be shy. The listener just falls into a sweet trap. In the end it was unexpected, your act left me wanting to hear more of you be choked, ahhhhhh so much more! It makes me really want to choke you…… And since there's already a dildo and cute bloomieeee, when can we listen you be pegged (? I am sry) <3

Bunny98

Yooo this was so good! Moulding a dildo from your dick is crazy 👀 ☠ but...ngl I kind of liked pathetic Bloom (please do a pt 2!) 10/10 great experience, will definitely recommend again.

Bunny98

There's no way that this was 41 minutes, it felt so short 😭 Also why did I think that pervy roomie Bloom would be a voyeur with hidden cameras in his roomie's bedroom and he would watch at night whilst she does some 'selfcare' and beat his meat like he's trying to reshape it ☠👀

glasgowgirl_n

i’m a 29 year old who lived through peak emo era in high school and i feel like Bloom is the boy i wish i encountered in those days. and now. i’m still that girl. with a gerard way poster above my bed.

bunny0301w

im feeling crazy

Alex

get you a man who's so desperate to taste you he sucks his own dick (kinda)

cerise

the begging, the nervous energy…giving the toy the gawk gawk 3000…im dizzy i need to sit down or something

cerise

im literally gonna set myself on fire i havent recovered

vampie

what. the. flip. i need to go to my mind palace i'll be back with review

vampie

HR approves.. exceeded our expectations really. we request a part 2

iluvbrahny

part two…i beg

Junie

I was excited about this when you talked about it on twitter and now that I’ve gotten a chance to listen to it? I’ve chewed through my desk, through my floorboards and have descended into the earth’s core.

Benita Christie

On my hands and knees begging for a part 2!!

Genesis

listening to this like it’s a guided meditation 💆🏻‍♀️🍃🎐

gracie

me instinctively yelling “yeah GAG ON IT!” 😭😭

Bunny98

Dude yes! That was me! I'm 26 now and when I was in high school it was peak emo era. I remember when all the scene kings/queens were going viral online like on Myspace and I tried getting a raccoon tail but I couldn't do it fully because my parents were strict and my would have had a heart attack so I had to stick to channelling my emo girl vibes in just straight up music. But I had paramore and linkin park and black veil brides posters not gerard way 😂 I leaned way more heavily into screamo back then lol

Bunny98

But I did finally have the balls when I was like 16 to do the shaved side (where it's shaved on the front side of your head but long everywhere else and then some ppl dye it cheetah or raccoon print) and my mum lost it luckily the way that hairstyle is, I was able to hide it around her by flipping my fringe/bangs over it 😂☠

Bunny98

Dude I never thought I would hear bloom gagging on a (literally his own) dick but here we are. Even though I'm heavily submissive in bed somehow this boy brings out a side of me I never knew existed 😂

Michaahaha

if you dont make a part 2 rn 🔫

Mola

GIRLS LEAVE THIS TILL YOUR BIRTHDAY TRUST ME

Scylla

Alright I'm back here again, and my dumbass just legit thought "is sucking dick a hard skill, or a soft skill?"

Kyra

i need a fcuking part 2

Peony

boy was this worth the impromptu patreon sub jfc never going back now

Syd Nicki

Listening to this as my birthday is coming up soon and I love it 🥰

Syd Nicki

Is it kind of bad that it turns me on more than I’d like to admit when men want you so bad it’s pathetic 🫣

bewbew

Now that I’ve mentally prepared myself it’s time to listen to this got damn audio 🫡

bewbew

MENTAL PREPARATION WAS NO ENOUGH. I’m going to lie down and think about this for a very long time. Might have to call out of work for continued contemplation 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

BloomingVA

if pathetic men were a stock id be buying and holding rn idk why everybody loves em so much but its cute

BloomingVA

we are all victims of falling asleep to audio porn, thanks for listening tho hehe <3

BloomingVA

like you're trying to reshape it is wild 💀 BUT NO ok we're not that type of weird in this house

Bunny98

Mhm sure bloom sure, I totally believe that you would NEVER spy on someone 👀🙄

Veldee

The first few minutes I was like this isn’t hitting for me. Then bang, it hit I just didn’t see it coming. After you described IT to us once in a different audio I commented that you could get rich selling replicas but I deleted. I always feel disgusting for commenting and proving what a filthy slut I am for you. When I heard it here I loved that you had already thought of my fantasy and then took it one step further. Many thanks dear Bloomsie for touching my darker places.

mimi

u can't get any lower than league player no shower SMEGMA dick cheese 🙏

j

and ima eat it up every time 🙄 tummy full as hell like pooh bear after eating a jar of honey 🤰🏻

BloomingVA

im glad i managed to turn it around in the second half :D thanks for giving it a chance <3

Scylla

Bruh I fucking forgot I wrote that comment 😂☠️ but I think you're right 🤔

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

Oh u sprinkled a lil crack cocaine on this 1…Bloom + Gag City = M E R C Y 🫠🫨

Onyx

Finally found time to listen 🙏🏿 bloom this shit was so delicious! Something about men begging makes my teeth itch in the best way possible.

H M

Fuck me bloom, my ass as been depressed for a month so let me tell you the nut to this was PHENOMENAL 🫠 I’m gonna sleep for the next 12 hours

snoopylover123

-finally subbed aaaaaaa 4 days after my birthdayy!! -the molded dildo (it exists!! it's clone-a-willy i think).. gave me flashbacks of a fanfic that i used to read on tumblr hdbdb and the sucking your own dick reminds me of that one marilyn manson rumor lmaoo. -we love pathetic men! part 2 pleaseee 🙏🏻

kmazing

Fuck, that was so hot. Joining the calls for part 2!!

Emma ❄️

Super Soaker Coochie used aqua jet - 40 HP

Tree0016

Ooooft the last 5 minutes

k

holy shit

may flower

dawg this is life changing

Jay

The end???? You did your big one here 🙂‍↕️

Emma ❄️

Ok so I came back. Ig I fell asleep after I came the first time I watched this bc I swear I never heard the clean up part. So anyway… came twice bc the clean up surprised me lol how I managed to orgasm in under 4 minutes after I’d already came? Idfk 😭🫠🫠