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Friends to lovers again, but im an asshole!!!!!!!! and you like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somehow hanging out with your friend and building a puzzle ends up with you rubbing your pussy in front of him. :)

I know I took a while to make something with portuguese again, but don't worry, soon I'll be teaching you the meaning of every filthy and humiliating word that gets you off today :)

This content is an original work of creative fiction owned by BloomingVA. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. Please do not download or share this content on any other platform.

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Sam

Posted exactly at my lunch hour, the universe does love me

lexie

AUDIO COM PORTUGUÊS LESGOOOOOO

Yessi

I’m ready 🫢

Scylla

BRO I FUCKING LOVE PUZZLES Sorry what else did you say? /joking... I mean not about puzzles........

Miriel Serindae

The speed which I clicked when I saw 'Portuguese' *happy dance*

Armani Bernal

Got the notif as i was showing my manager something told her yeah im taking my lunch

Shay

Time to learn Portuguese, let me get the papers

Bunny98

Well, time to pull out the textbooks again 🤓

Meiyadaxigua

The BEST Portuguese Teacher!!!!!

Peachyspit

Asshole bloomie yay!!🥹🥹🥹

Saturn 🪐

**reconsiders Duo Lingo app**

Peachyspit

You just reminded me of my 26-day Portuguese streaks in duolingo ngl🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻and ur the reason I'm learning this beautiful language <3

Shay

Oh so this wasn’t about learning… 😟

BloomingVA

I better get a duolingo email for a sponsor after this one

Peachyspit

Holyshit the 18:00 part I'm straight up melting🫠🫠🫠 you can't just do this to us bloomie no i mean more plz🫠🫠🫠

Miriel Serindae

My god!!! your voice is sooo smooth in this 🥵 and when the binarual sound hit... RIP Miriel Ngl as much as I love your audios with all the SFX (the amount of time autocorrect wanted to write SEX 🙄), because it's always top-tier, my stupid misophonic brain love, love, loved this, thank you ❤️ I'm sorry but I will definitely use this as a sleep aid I also LOVE asshole Bloom 🤣 And did you notice your voice is much deeper when you speak Portuguese? It's really almost like two different people. You could do an angel vs demon audio 🤣

dudaaa_

vc n tava sussurando nice things e eu amo isso 😭👍🏻

21catlove

Haii, I want to share my artwork inspired by your content, but I don't know where I should post it since twitter has been banned in your country. So, any suggestions? 🥺

Scylla

Honestly after listening to the audio the "what else did you say?", very applicable. Anyways, love your work as always. As a side note, I did understand some words which did make it a bit funnier. I was like "I'm a little... what???? I dont know that word... slow?! ah fuck off" 😂 I have studied French, and a bit of Spanish and Italian. Obviously these languages are all quite different, but sometimes have familiar looking/sounding words. So I picked up a bit through that. Boa garota, however, I learned from you previously. Which. I'm not sure I'd admit to anyone irl that the only fucking phrase I know in Portuguese is "good girl" 😂 and relistening to this I assume won't help me learn anything less spicy. Also not gonna go around saying "eu som um pouquinho lerda" proudly... well.... actually I might say something of the sort when I'm jokingly bullying myself. Nvm thanks bloom, off to be my dipshit self at work and now I can talk about it in Portuguese AND English!!!!!~ Lmk if I spelled anything wrong, bc if I'm going to use self deprecating humor in Portuguese I should be ☆ACCURATE☆

sil

Más portugués por favooooor 🤩

Sam

Don’t worry, the bird is gonna appear menacingly on your doorstep for that comment you made 💀

CREWMATE

Listening to this in public is one of the worst things I could’ve done. I’m sweating.

snoopylover123

private portuguese session with a pal plus a puzzle building and pussy rubbing!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 (now read this as a tongue twister/j)

Haribo_folie

I literally just finished my duolingo daily lessons one minute ago and opened this app and this is what I get?? um áudio de uma aula particular de português?? siiiiiiim 😅🤣

snoopylover123

update: now my duolingo icon is sick as i'm listening to this audio 😭😭😭

vivi

i don’t think i’ll ever forget what back and forth are in portuguese now 😭

Haribo_folie

I just played this and hear you say “duolingo” now I feel I’m haunted by the green owl 😩 that bird better pay you good

Buse

It's gooonin timeee 🐳🐬🌈

Mira

You have answered my prayers muito obrigada 🥹 (fingers crossed that’s correct)

BloomingVA

The only thing you got wrong was "Sou" instead of "Som", but stop! Only horny bullying is allowed in this house. Thank you so much for the comment tho :) It's cool to see how some lines really worked hehe

kayla

BLOOM IM GOING CRAZY OVER THIS 😟this is just what i needed uggghhh thank you

BloomingVA

Eventually there will be a part 2 no worries, thank you for listening and commenting 🩷

Robyn

Heel humping

mel

contenido muy educativo, como siempree 🤩🤩

Bunny98

😶😯 my curiosity will be the death of me, one day...but that day won't be today Bloomington 👩‍🏫

Florie🌷

I live here now

Scylla

I MIGHT STOP, I MIGHT NOT. To be fair, the situations I'm saying self deprecating shit is like... yesterday I responded to someone Important! asking them a question about something that was literally in their email that I was responding to. Obviously not a huge deal, we're all human and it was Monday morning, but one of those moments you're like FUUUUUUUUCK WHY!!!! 🤦‍♀️ immediately sent my co-worker a screenshot saying "what up, I'm (irl name), I'm 26, and I never fuckin learned how to read" (based on an old ass vine iykyk) Languages are so neat. And I was thinking to myself "oh good more phrases I have picked up on in foreign languages that probably won't ever be useful", but like... learning a language starts somewhere. Starts building connections about pronunciation and grammar. It is funny what sticks. When we were in high school, my brother liked to teach people random useless phrases in Spanish. It's been... over a decade?(ew) and I still remember how to say "I have a cat on fire in my pants" in Spanish. Super useful.

Syd Nicki

I was so confident that you saying it looked like nothing was going on in my head didn’t apply to me until you kept talking and….unfortunately I did stop thinking

sirigaita

bro meu cerebro simplesmente se recusando a computar a mudança de idioma

an1cl

i need to know what you said 👹

Scylla

It's fine I just outed myself, I realized my name here doesn't match shit elsewhere and edited my name here rip also if you see me editing bc I can't type no u don't (Heartofscylla on twitch AND NOWHERE ELSE DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME)

ashleyy

i’m so mad at myself omg i have learned nothing.

secret siren

I think you've fucking perfected language learning. Please don't stop teaching 🫠

katia

true degradation is practicing a foreign language in front of a native speaker — actual performance anxiety

lyrazle

hora de fingir q n entendo nada pra entrar no personagem 🗣🗣

starrysami

*slams card on desk* give me 18 of these right now

jk

laaammm el se piensa que es pillo

crusaden

OHHHH YEAAHH

Saturn 🪐

Soooo…when I first posted this comment I was at work at my desk with no way to listen to this…just listening now and almost died laughing 🤣 Damn Bloom, you play too much. 😉 This was well worth the wait. Btw that owl, from Duolingo, is needier than your post of you sniffing our panties on Reddit.

crusaden

why’s this kinda like the idea i put in the google form 😫

thedumpsterfire

i’ve already forgotten ‘back and forth’, so i guess i’ll just go give it another listen or two just to make sure it really sinks in

kuj1rAaa

This is the best way to learn🥺wanna listen more times to memorize all the sentences. ur the best teacher👨🏻‍🏫💝thanks bloom🌸Love to hear you speak Portuguese. so hot🔥If bloom was the teacher, I'd learn all day long

♡, Fernanda

nah I need Portuguese to UNHAND me because the way I started freaking out in english aaand spanish is mental 🥴 (PLEASE MORE OF THIS)

Emma ❄️

That’s it… I’m learning Portuguese. I have been convinced by a tumblr sexy man into learning it. 😭 First it was French that got me now this atp I’m gonna learn multiple languages bc of voice actors 😪🤦‍♀️

j

let me go learn portuguese and come back to this for another listen 🤭

Emma ❄️

I wanna know so bad 😔 I feel called out for getting turned on over whispers in a language I don’t understand

Arcaneqlim

I gasped so hard and stil gasped rn and who the fck changed my duolingo Russian into Portuguese AHhHHHHHHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm cute and a little pathetic and laso embarrassed (should be) and now I'm gonna take a bath cuz someone just came too hard..

Arcaneqlim

Lord have mercy.....I just finished today's streak on Duolingo 🙏

Arcaneqlim

And the mic. THE mic. The mic. THE MIC!!!!!!!feels too real I cried..now who's really pathetic and embarrassed. Oh it's me haha 😅

Eurídice

is it just because I’m too filthy that you taught listener the word pão and I immediately thought of the word pau…🥺I got quite confused by this pronunciation, so guess what I was said on class, “eu como pau todos os dias”meudeusdhaicyshxhabdusj

Mola

So we are bi. Bilingual for bloom and Bitch for me😀

chuwa

when i saw the 'heel humping' tag, the first thing occur in my mind was listener humping the speaker heel... what the heel hahahaha /// ///

BeesAreCutee

Omggg that’s it, it’s over, that audio is the end of me (jokes aside thank you so much for your work !)

Asia

Ngl several times I was ready to fight … but then I blacked out and forgot why I was frustrated … but there was a reason I swear 😭😭

AM

(Gasps at the audacity, then gasps about something else, then promptly forgets snit) dangerous lol

Chy 🍎

I'm a little slut- NO I MEAN SLOW! SLOW! This audio was god tier 🥸👍

tea🪻🌟

listening to this on 9/11 so i never forget it 🙂‍↕️

𝐓

i love brazilians

mari

I liked this way more than I want to admit 😭

BloomingVA

Everyone makes that mistake!! It's the first thing I use to troll non native speakers lmaooo

BloomingVA

É estranho né? Queria que tivesse audio bilíngue em pt de alguma outra criadora pra eu ver como que é

carrot_cat

The true god of the Portuguese language🥲 Please more pleeeeeeeeeeease!!!!

Sierra

Petitioning for a patreon tier where asshole bloom teaches us Portuguese

blaze

hmmm gatinho gostoso 🤤 this was hottt 🔥 I almost fought when I heard safada tho, like who tf is calling me crazy but it's different in pt-br🫠

sariyha

oh you wanna talk about bad things happening.. i am fighting for my life trying not to send ovulation induced plagues upon the world like i cant take this anymore!! thank you tho i will be wearing this out 🙏🏽

Bietka

I will become an expert in speaking Portuguese with these lessons >:)

because

🥲

Thays

Passando mal (no bom sentido

Ria

I needed time to think deeply about what life is after listening to this

elle.listens

Did not expect to commiserate with trying to teach someone the ão sound when I opened the app today, but here we are.

Rias Mysta

Just started learning Portuguese and this audio dropped

Liz 💕

Wow, if you couldn’t get any sexier and here you are speaking Portuguese with the Binaural audio!You can say anything and it would sound amazing. 🫠

Ana

If i had known all i needed to do to get a portuguese audio out of you was to sub to the patreon i would have done it eons ago wtf

ImunoDfct

Em português é extremamente melhor, alegria de ter pago o Patreon kkkkkkk

Giuzi

O brado retumbante que eu dei aqui foi sério. Seus áudios são tão intimistas e sinceros que eu até diria aconchegantes. Perfeitinho as usual Bloom 🫶