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All the questions asked in the poll answered (minus some).

Took me a little longer than expected because as some of you may know my pc was blue screening every 15 min and I had to record this 3 times until it worked, and I had to give my voice a break. Thank you to every one of you who left a question and/or listen! There were some pretty good ones in here and im happy with it I think.

Please remind yourself before clicking play that you may not want to have a better idea of who I am and what my opinions look like. The fact that a human makes the porn you listen to could throw you off, so if you dont want it to be possibly ruined, simply dont listen, by doing so you spare me from feeling bad for simply existing all while protecting your "fantasies".

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kuj1rAaa

3 hours very hard work▄█▀█●🩷 I need to listen carefully

kuj1rAaa

I can't imagine how hard it would be to record it three times😮‍💨Thanks for answering my stupid question🥲I hope that's not offensive (I heard the answer and it was helpful and I like ur answer and ur point of view wanna go to the place you recommended🩷Thx again)

Scylla

You're a fucking champ for recording this 3 times. All without throwing your computer off a roof I assume. You're a stronger person than I am 💯 That's not degrading myself, I just know my limits and it's probably about say... recording something about 3 hours long twice and blue screening, losing the files each time. Computer goes out the window after blue screen #2. And then I recede into the woods to become a forest cryptid. Computers can't hurt my feelings there.

Chy 🍎

I would've thrown myself off a cliff if it didn't take the first time. Great qna :)

KindaOfSometimesMaybe…

Awww. Michael Jackson was my very first concert. I’ll stop before I reveal my age. My mom surprised me with tickets. I nearly passed out.

Scylla

Bruh I got distracted for a second then all I heard was you saying "are... whales... fish" 😂☠️

snoopylover123

the curse of the blue screen of death is lifted (maybe) thank you for answering my question! (the dream blunt rotation one, the choices were pretty great, especially tom hardy, hayley williams, dennis rodman, and world leaders, chaotic and diplomatic haahahahahahah) and woahh for the reaction time test, was it the one with the buttons and lights, tennis balls or something else? (hdhdb that's the f1 nerd in me)

ashleyy

at work but omg can’t wait to listen. thank you bloom, i know you may have gone through a lot just by recording this, but know we all appreciate it :))

mayvi

ahhhh something to look up for!! thank u bloom. will listen to this gem as soon as i’m home :)

Kayxiii

I'm the one asking for visual content, I swear the visual content I mean is just more daily life pictures with you or Jammie in them🥺 But I would 100% appreciate if you post any nsfw pictures too hahaha, thank u for answering my questions, love u as always <3

Haribo_folie

3+hours x3 +editing and more is insane. Appreciate the effort with all respect sir 🫡

Arcaneqlim

3 hours omg

Scylla

Fucking preach on the whole thing about some bdsm/kink things being a lot safer in fantasy than in reality. Obviously finding a partner you can trust is a major factor, I've got my own horror story with that, but some kinks are genuinely dangerous. There has been studies/research/warnings from medical professionals coming out about (consensual) choking causing brain damage and increases your risk of having a stroke. If you, whoever may be reading this, like choking - please at least educate yourself on the risks. Another example, rope bondage can cause permanent nerve damage even with an experienced rigger. I think leaning more into fantasy and imagination allows you to explore those fantasies/kinks more, but put yourself at less of a risk. I'm not saying people need to stop these entirely(I'm a whore for rope), but be aware of the risks and try to lean more into pretending/imagining. I feel like I'm typing a lot but this is one topic in particular more people need to know about.

Maddy

I really appreciate the dedication and commitment to making this ama happen for us. ❤️❤️

goodxbadhabits

How did I miss the chance for a poll/ama questions? Or... Did I? I don't remember but I'm excited to listen to this... Probably bits at a time. Always appreciate you taking the time to do these and being as transparent as you possibly can while keeping boundaries and safety for you and ofc all your listeners. Thank you kindly Bloom! 💖

Scylla

3:12:00 yeah this is what I'm talking about when I mentioned having my own horror story. 🙃

Haribo_folie

Gotta stop at 2/3 for the sleep. But man you a pro chef in making burgers and sandwiches 👨‍🍳 , that was some very detailed suggestions. Maybe more cooking content in the future? And I gotta taste that ruby chocolate later, after hearing you chewing those for such a long time (wrong time of listening to mukbang and food talk at midnight)

Chy 🍎

Alr who's gonna write the transcript

aemilia

Sorry you had to record this so many times ugh thx for powering through like 9 hours of talking for us! (Also, random, were you flicking a lighter at certain points lol)

BloomingVA

I was yeah, I tend to fidget with whatever I can/shake my leg when I'm thinking

aemilia

Same! I used to not be able to flick a lighter and now that I can I do all the time it’s so fun

Miriel Serindae

Only an hour in, I will finish it at bedtime, but you already answered (almost all of) my questions. Sorry to stump you with the fictional character question, but thanks for the scriptwriting tips and for swearing for one minute, I loved it 🤣🤣

sil

Wait but, what do you enjoy doing to relax? I think it wasn’t clear lmaoooo 💀 Whoever sent the shining wax question here’s a star for you ⭐️ had no business being that funny 🤣 Bloom were you playing with a lighter? Jjjj thanks a lot for answering! Learned something new about F1 today <3 and yessss nice to have you in the Drake haters club 😂 Sorry for the messy comment, I added to it as I continued listening 😶 Thanks so much for sharing this even if your pc didn’t want to cooperate, it was so fun and it was nice to know a bit more about you! ✨

𝐓

this got me through my midterm notes thanks

Saturn 🪐

Never feel bad for existing! Thanks for the laughs! 💙💜😊

snoopylover123

sorry you had to go through a lot in order to record this 3x, bloom. had to play the 1hr+ mark this morning because i fell asleep last night lol. but thank you so much for your precise answers, mainly for the kinks/limits part; some look good on paper. thank you again for being transparent and keeping boundaries for your own safety and to your listeners. you and other creators make me appreciate erotic/sfw audios more; not only for pleasure, but for comfort, and also the effort/process in creating them. 🤗

Mira

Does anyone know how Bloom likes to relax? I don’t think he made it clear enough 🤭💕

tea🪻🌟

wait i have a fire sandwich combo i get food fixations every now and then and every summer i kid u not i get obsessed for weeks w this: turkey sandwich w arugula, heirloom tomatoes (always salt ur tomatoes!), white cheddar, granny smith apple (or any tangy+crispy apple sometimes ill use honeycrisp), drizzle of good olive oil, dijonnaise, all on toasted sourdough. crazy stuff mind blowing stuff this just made me want to eat it again

Jazlyn

S/o to Cubone & Lapras ✨ 🙌🏼

yasmin

Your voice is gonna to get me into trouble one day Bloom bc I got soothed into such a nice sleep that I missed my lecture this morning 🙂‍↔️

alice ✿

hayley williams as apart of the dream blunt rotation god ur so real

Asia

Dudddeeeee, you complimenting my name made my day - thanks for posting this it made me more productive 🫶🏾 and waittttttt how are you not gonna expand on the hot men in Game of thrones pleaseeeeeee - I need a list 😂

Alyak00

Bless you 💀

Scylla

Honestly not sure. Hopefully he does another AMA soon so we can ask! /s 😂

Bietka

I finally finished listening to it, at the end you sound tired ☹️ but thanks for doing this, it's nice to know a little more about you. Always supporting your content, Bloomie

AM

That was a long one— appreciate you taking the time… wait! Didn’t you say “third’s time the charm”?! Oh man, no wonder you’re tuckered out. I will say this: your thought process about prioritizing content between Patreon and Quinn was unexpectedly heartwarming. Thank you. It’s honestly refreshing to know yourself so well to know what you can and can’t do. As someone who is going through burn out— yeah, it’s good to know that it can be done. I appreciate everything you do. This was very easy listening, a nice little (not so little) chill session. This was wonderful.

Emma ❄️

The perfect length to listen to at school. Gonna save this for later :3

ImunoDfct

Guampa torta é um bom xingamento a ser adicionado ao repertório

my live tweets (responses in my head) while listening to this: * you’re SO real for last of us * did you play baldurs gate? / interested in playing it? * idk why asap rocky never crossed my mind whenever considering what you’d listen to (not a bad thing just interesting) * penguins are definitely not fish 😭😭 * OCTOPUSSY PLS * if you ever wanna date me lmk — 😭😭😭😭😭 /jokes …. unless? * laugh about myself .. that’s all i ever do i’m ngl * ACTS OF SERVICE YOURE SO REALLLL FOR THAT BLOOM 😭 * orwell—animal farm one of the fastest books i ever read recreationally * i wanna read more too but my attention span says no * “have big tits and tell him to jerk off and he’ll do it.” i’m so dead * it’s the silent thinking while eating for me 😭🤣 * zoom? .. shoes?? … OH ZOOS.. yeah :/ * big bald head is diabolical 😭😭😭 WHOOOO said it WHO * “i’m a pretty big guy..” guys i want him.. 🧍🏽‍♀️ * *insert inappropriate thoughts here cause of the penetration commentary* * @ you being sick: ): * “as much as i hate kanye as a person” 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 * i love your music diversity, it’s so interesting * a little farm 🥺 stardew irl; i love this for you * sunny winter days — sunny cold days… you get me 😭 these have always been one of my favorite “weather” days, apart from chilly cloudy fall days * you love southern accents, i have a southern accent.. just give me a chance bookie 😭😭😭 * “shortens the canal..cervix punched..” now bloom— * PEOPLE DID WHAT?!?!!! 👺👺👺 * it’s okay that you took that time to yourself and it does suck when other people don’t understand that distance, hoping things have gotten better since then 🫶🏽 * “with that fucking dog” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣 HELP-me rn taking care of a puppy but she’s chaotic now and hoping it evens out * “con..sent..” you’re so precious 😭 (the way you pronounced it slowly n separated not making fun of you i just thought it was cute) * thank you, for giving us content, giving us kisses, continuing to entertain our shenanigans, going through this THREE TIMES for THREE HOURS 😭 & yeah ~ (i had more thoughts in between these but only felt the need to jot these down and hopefully if you did read all that, you found it entertaining, *muah* right back at you 😚)

BloomingVA

Thank you for this! It's interesting seeing people's thoughts about the answers

sil

Have you tried other fidget toys? I find none of them work for me 😭

haha no problem at all ~ it was a fun listen and one of my first times listening and participating in your AMA so definitely wanted to engage in the final product anyway i could (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

yasmin

Best believe I re-listened whilst catching up, I refuse to slack and miss out on an AMA 😤💪🏼

AM

Of course, darlin. One of the few things in life that isn’t a hardship.

Shouq

QATAR MENTION LETS GOOO!! If you ever visit I recommend you come during the winter <3 Also a little late but thank you so much for recording this 3 freaking times, it was a really enjoyable listen🫶🏽🫶🏽

meow

UAE MENTIONEED ✊✊

ava

@ 1:43:30 omds nooo "good girl" is sublime, my guyyy. I came when you said good girl three times like fucking beetlejuice💀. I don't know what "bogarota"??? means but she can come too🤷🏾‍♀️. Please tell me what it means and how to spell it. i tried to google search it, nothing!! I tried speech translation and it still didn't work😭

ava

Thanks. I googled it and have now spiralled down a rabbit hole of Portuguese petnames😵‍💫

Emma ❄️

I fell asleep to this like 3 times. Took 3 days to finish this 10/10 unintentional sleep aid 😂

Emma ❄️

Cunt??? 😭😭😭

Beepbeepbish

I was listening to the answers, I swear. But also, I live for the audios where you say anything with a "th" 🤭 it's so cute 😂

Leya

Only now was able to sit down at listen to this, as it really interesting to know you better as a person. While i was listening, i caught myself already knowing answers to some questions which made me realise I've been here for awhile🤭 Your answer about posting on Quinn made my heart melt. Also was dying when for the fifth time someone asked you what you do for relaxation 😭 Adding: bless you ( this time it was not as loud as in previous audio lmao) The question about seagull in your kitchen i can't, how some people's mind work😆 About the face reveal- understandable. If people getting jealous (?) just thinking that you've partner irl, making them that mad, knowing what you look like would be unsafe. But made me smiled when i heard that you tricked them with the "real sound effect" iconic tbh 🙂‍↔️ Thank you for answering to all the questions looking forward to more<3

The Infamous LSD

“Se eu fosse MUITO mais velho, eu gostaria de ter assisto ao Black Sabbath” Eu tendo ido ao show deles em 2013 🤡 haha

BeesAreCutee

France mentioned let’s goooo ! Thank you for taking the time to do this AMA and answer our questions <33 take care :) Much love from Paris ! Ps : thank you for your burger expertise