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If he had to be trapped in a vault with someone, at least it was with you.

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early access!! here's a fun little concept that i feel must be a trope, but i didn't look it up and find out if it is because i didn't want to spoil it for myself. this features a guest voice appearance from Kanade, who came through with the recording an hour after i put a call out today because i'd forgotten i needed it. thank you so much, Kana!!

there's be a nsfw conclusion to this soon - though probably not tomorrow, unless this cold disappears overnight. i can manage a recording like the sfw part with a cold, but nsfw stuff... all the heavy breathing... not compatible with a blocked up nose. fingers crossed!!

love,
phas 💖

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The Grey Wanderer

Okay, as someone whose favorite type of D&D character to play is "lovable, insufferable bastard?" I love this.

TrAsh

The pipe falling sound effect caught me so off guard, laughed out loud at that. also i have to ask, is this the same alex from the “best friend’s brother” audios?

Mystic37

I love this so much!! This is great and very well done. Amazing job. I love the D&D nickname’s lol.

PhasmidASMR

hehehehehehehehehehe... pipe falling sfx.... as for whether it's the same Alex, im not sure. maybe. i haven't decided yet.

FlowerCow

why is Dan's lung always fucked?! lmfao get this man a new lung istg

Dante

Thanks for the fun video! Hope you feel better soon!!💙

auxarc99

You owe me second breakfast, fool of a Took.

Ennui Organ

These two seem like that fine balance between "Expendable yet Indestructible".

Malory Zajdel

So many LOTR references! I love this so much. As soon as I heard the name Dan I knew his lung was gonna go. lol

FotoMatix76

Thank you, Phas!! Happy Easter/ Passover. Love you!!!

atlas

get well soon!!

UmbraFae

This voice with the loveable asshole personality reminds me SO MUCH of Trevor Belmont from the Castlevania Netflix series and honestly I'm gagging for it 😂

lia thibault

HAHAHA THANK U KANA

JenderQueer

The way I hissed when you said "Dan" - SIR! You are a gremlin. 😆

Bulchi

Happy Easter, hope you feel better soon

Caroly

The pipe sound effect was a nice touch. I laughed so hard.

L

Always appreciate the lotr nods, but this also gave me some Leverage vibes which really tickled me. Hopefully they don't have to fall back to Plan M. Also hoping that you feel better! Colds are awful.

KarBun

the code names 🙌 ‘nerd stuff’ LMFAO

KarBun

NOT THE PIPE CLANGING 😭 This is a work of art

Lacey

As someone who loves rogues, a heist story was super fun! Also what's the deal with someone always having a collapsed lung?

PhasmidASMR

it's such an absolutely stupid story. a corruption of a personal anecdote told to me by a flatmate i knew for a year in 2015. Dan is a real guy whose lung collapsed a single time, but I never met him. my flatmate was telling me a story about a holiday him and a group of friends were on, and at one point he just casually said "and then Dan's lung collapsed", and quickly moved on. I was howling about it for 10 minutes bc he was so casual about a serious medical problem, and inferred from it that dans lung must collapse regularly. but yeah.. never met Dan, never heard of him outside of that anecdote, and i haven't spoken to the person who told me the anecdote in almost 8 years. idk why I keep putting it in my scripts, it's so STUPID

Lacey

Haha, so one of those absurd moments that just becomes part of your personal lore with the retellings. I get ya

Lakora

Dan and his freaking LUNG AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

roromegaror

Dw too much and prioritize your health 🙏🏻 i just had a gnarly cold too, it’s rlly going around 😭

Hejko the Platypusdragon

Funnily enough, that sound is also my ringtone so I thought it was ringing the first time I heard this 😅

Sim

I’m sure it’s a trope, but my sense of realism gets way too annoying to properly enjoy it sometimes. When you’re getting down, things can get messy, which means the authorities can use even a tiny smidge of evidence to track you down.

Scy

Him admiring how his partner's biceps bulged was a really nice touch, it feels like in these situations the partner is seen as sexy for their dexterity and lean nature, this is a small moment, but super refreshing