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He doesn't actually care about you, obviously. He's just tired of the sniffling. Honest.

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early access!! another stonker written by Audrey.

tomorrow: another visit with Castor.

love,
phas 💖

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Emi1996.

I wish I had friends like this

TaffyCreature

1. “sweetie” killed me. Big fan of Phas giving us Pet Names. 2. I was 100% convince the heart attack was going to be collapsed lungs instead. 3. CASTOR!

keplers cat

You're diabolical for that Teams notification sound, my eyes flung open within 0.1 seconds, lmaoooo. That small reference to yourself near the end was so cute, though!

FlyingFox

That Teams notification sent me into fight or flight mode lmao

PokeTheBadger

Oh, god. “Scream sneeze.” Now I know what I subject my colleagues to during allergy season. Another fun one, Phas. Thank you!

Tara Duhan

This was adorable! I melted when they hug! 🥰

selyxis

POV You're sick for the hundredth time after years of self-neglect and overwork and your caring roommate intervenes and unfucks your work/life balance. Your lung never collapses again.

Rin

that teams sound triggered me like a sleeper agent, my eyes snapped open so wide

grey

love the bits of this one where i get set up like an ipad kid. yes grey get out your tablet and play with the flappy bird. watch your you tubes little buddy.

littleraydoesstuff

“watch that fern guy play with dice until you fall asleep” actually. That doesn’t sound half bad. I wonder if there’s a fern guy out there that does that…

YAOI LOVER

Omg, I needed this. This was white gold my friend 🧡 absolutely 100% roommate purrrrfection 😻 I want more of this! I laughed so much, it made my day. Thank you 😊 🙏 💓

Magpie

sobbing at the food choices. the asian kid in me would actually cry if someone order all that -- AND mango sticky rice !? bro. id be head over heels in an instant

KassiaOfCuriosities

Lol please translate “stonker”—I’m sure it is accurate (lovely, milky script!) but I have to know what this word means…

Chrisin

The second you switched from dark mode to light mode all I could see was the ash baby meme 🤣

Elle Driver

Touching script with plenty of smiles. Your performance was excellent, per the usual, but there were so many small, intimate changes in your voice that really sold it. Omg, heart attack. I just knew it was going to be a lung. 😅

Birdybell

This reminded me of why the tsundere trope keeps me coming back sometimes. Well done!