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Episode 617: Lil Parachutes (Patreon)

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2022-02-20 18:28:01
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2024-12
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Paraguay: Colony Built to Escape the 'Matrix' Draws COVID-19 Anti-Vaxxers

Ottawa residents are using a heavy metal song about gay cowboys to get rid of anti-vaxx truckers / LGBTQ Nation

Christians argue First Amendment doesn't protect Satanic Temple as they try to cancel it / LGBTQ Nation

Conservative Christians start petition because they're “disgusted” by Super Bowl Halftime Show / LGBTQ Nation

Republicans Express Unease Over Trump Accounting Firm Rift

QAnon conspiracy theorist invents new conspiracy theory to explain why QAnon predictions never happened – DeadState

MAGA author shares cringey thoughts on Super Bowl halftime show and Twitter just can't with him / Queerty

A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those are all considered invalid - CNN

Tennessee preacher Greg Locke says demons told him names of witches in his church


Goddammit Newegg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL-eB_Bv5Ik 

https://youtu.be/ADdxoewAdQw


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JustMeDrB

I disagree about your comment regarding the worlds worst drivers living in Chicago. I live in Orlando. QED.

SonWinks

I’m 2 stories in….. 1st thought…. Those poor poor people of Paraguay…. Who are suffering enough- have to now put up with fuckwits! 2nd thought…. OMG!!!!!! I’m still laughing at that ‘song’!!!!!!!

Bowl of Piss Water

It sounds like you're experiencing a Seattle snow, which is surprising for the Midwest.

Amanda Burns Art

So the QAnon guy knows it’s disinformation, but still believes it, knows it’s made to mislead the bad guys… and knows HE’s been misled… and hasn’t asked if he’s the bad guy yet?

Fame and fortune guaranteed in the state of Tintucky

I also thought to mention is it jealousy? God and the community and... you know that demon witch pastor guy has cum in his pants... they want a monopoly on that. Don't sit on your couch eating potato chips and getting high with a friend. Come to my house and put money in my basket while I talk to you about what I think. As for cannabis, I can only speak for myself but it helps alot more than drinking for my mental health. I don't smoke, smoking is bad no matter what it is. Burnt stuff does not belong in your lungs.

Mark H

“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!” https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ

Mark H

Columbus has terrible winter driving, too. It’s not because they’re assholes like in Chicago, but Columbus drivers are inherently terrible. They don’t know how do drive in any amount of snow. Compound that with the utter lack of plows (they didn’t plow my street for an entire season, despite a 15inch snowfall), and even the lightest dusting can stop traffic for hours.

Mark H

Btw, what about the meat baby? It’s not in the show notes?

Nicolette

This Sunday, my mother's cousin died. She was an RN, the primary care giver for her son with Cerebral Palsy and her mother. She was anti-vaxx and when she got covid, she ended up on a ventilator, on oxygen and going through speech therapy and still refused to get vaccinated. Her family was surprised when she passed, while my branch has been planning for her funeral for weeks, just waiting for the call. Her brothers have been shuffling their lives around to take care of their mom and they can't believe she died. All of this is to say that the deathbed conversion of the antivaxx lunatics extends to the family of these people, because they are none of them vaccinated either, and even watching Judy slowly waste away hasn't changed their stance. I have to tell myself that not feeling bad for them doesn't make me a bad person because I have always been pro-choice across the board.

Ryan Parker

I think the calling out the magic spell being said wrong? Is just them recognizing that they can make a whole lot more money by having all these people come back and get the right magic spell. Because if you think they’re going to do shit for free or not ask for a donation? Or pull the ol’ “We will fix it for free…. But donations are highly encouraged. For the FREE spell you’re getting… That takes our magicians time, uses our magic candles, keeps Jesus alive and loving you….. But of course… You don’t HAVE to donate if you hate Jesu…. I mean if you don’t want to.”

Ryan Parker

It would be hilarious if some random visitor stood up and yelled, “HA! Jokes on you sucker! There are 666 witches in your church! Hail Satan! And I’m out! PEACE BITCHES!” and walked out pointing at people speaking gibberish and winking at randoms. Stand back and watch the self-imploding fuckery commence!