Pampered By Your Sweet Pokémon! [F4A] [3Dio] [Humming] [Chalk Board Writing] [Ear Cleaning] [Slime Sounds] [Positive Affirmations] (Patreon)

Before any of you fellow degenerates make a joke, I just want to present you with Alcremie's official pokedex entry (the female one):

Alcremie | Pokédex (pokemon.com)

So, I ask you dear patron, who is the real degenerate here? Me for making this seemingly sweet character? You for thinking such a thing? Or perhaps it is the Pokémon creators themselves- they knew what they were doing. None the less, this character was made with pure intentions of relaxing you- double entendre be damned! I also want to say that you do not need to be a Pokémon fan to enjoy this audio. Just think of her as a "sweet" slime girl. Lastly, I may have pronounced Alcremie wrong but oh well, Pokémon names will forever get me on pronunciation :P

Now, onto the story description!

You wake up to the smell of freshly made pastries. But that can't be right, you're the owner of this establishment and you're asleep! As you make your way into the kitchen you notice your Pokémon assistant at work. Did she really do all this by herself, this early? Before you get a chance to ask, she greets you with a warm cup of coffee.

I want to give a big thank you to my tub of Hello Kitty slime, the true MVP of this audio.