Love Bites: Christmas Shopping at the Mall (Patreon)

Okay, so maybe going Christmas shopping for each other at the mall  wasn't such a great idea. It's hot, it's crowded, I got sent to Whamhalla again - I can't find you, your texts aren't going through, I'm  like George Costanza's father battling for the last present...

Maybe there's something else I can give you for Christmas...

Hmm....