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I saw these and it made me think of you. 🤭😉

1. Life is like a penis. Women make it hard for no reason.

2. Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

noooooooooooo!😂

3. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?

A glad-he-ate-her.   😁

4. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.

Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? 

🍆👟😜


Love you guys! 😘❤️

Comments

Mike R.

Thank you for sharing these. I lost a beloved animal today, but reading these made me smile. Thanks for a much needed laugh, your timing couldn’t have been better. (Timing couldn’t have been better……..obligatory “That’s what she said”, since we’re doing dirty jokes😜)

Supergalaxy579

Thank you for these, I'm definitely using number 3 on my history major friend. Here's one of my favorite dirty jokes: "Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."