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PRODUCER'S NOTE: The audio quality wasn't the best, so we bear with us, Orlando Gary tried his best!

Episode Title: “The Mile High Club”, Ep 3

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Ani confronts Kyle and asks if he has donated sperm through sex while dating her. Shawn is unsure if he can reconcile who Alliya is now with the person he fell in love with. Luke confesses to Madelein that he lost his job. Alex arrives in Italy and tells Adriano it's her or threesomes.

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TT

I used to love going to deposit bank checks with my Mom in the 80s. Those cylinders that got sucked into those secret machines! Then you got a lollipop, I was convinced Mom was a secret agent like 99 from Maxwell Smart!

Ashley Janes

Disney themed girth train was everything 🤣

Colleen 🗑

Immediately incorporating "pulling a Jenny Purple" into my lexicon!

Tricia theisen

The apartment complex my parents lived in when I was born was called Ramsgate🤣🤣🤣

ratbaby

omg do not cross the miami-dade/broward line while driving. when I was living there, traffic laws were merely suggestions in Miami. can't wait to hear the car pod!

Mary Scheske

Wait wait - poodle, you've had a podcast this long and you've never told a golf course bartender story

MicaS

“Sperm Sissies”!!!! WAHAHAHA!!🤣😂😅😂

Val McCue

The way I shrugged when I saw Ani getting touched on the leg by Kyle 😖 Agree with Poodz about his spermiating “hobby” dwindling after his appearance on LIP. For the women out there with fertility issues: you can do so much better - and safely! than with this creepy-ass man.

Michele Molina

The clipping on the audio this episode is wild 😂

Robin black

Girth Train: Disney edition. I…… don’t know what to say. 🤣🤣🤣 absolutely dead. 💀

Jessica K

My family came to the US from Germany over 100 years ago and I’ve never been there except for changing planes in Berlin .. yet every time Poodle talks about how Germans are damn it’s so familiar 😂 these traits don’t fade fast guess

Roxanne

how does poodle KNOW about DIVORCED DAD APARTMENT omg did poodle seduce my dad

Yuly

The Holiday Inn Busch Gardens was the best night’s sleep of my entire life. I don’t know what mattress brand they have but it is heaven!

Yuly

Yes, traffic laws in the 305… what traffic laws? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Heather D.

GIRTH TRAIN’S COMIN’… 🐻 (that’s Baloo, just for you, Mattie!) Highlight of my GD day!!!

Heather D.

Okay, I feel like such a cry baby, but on your last tour, as well as this one, I get choked up every time I listen to your closing number. The past four years have been… well, the worst of my 41 years—some days it is truly difficult to find any reason to persevere. But I’ve been listening to you two since the podcast began, and you are always a bright spot in my day. Thank you for your motivating words, uplifting messages, and of course the Girth Train and Dildo Swaggins. Sending all the best to you two marvelous creatures!

MicaS

Was the sketch after intermission omitted from the recording or did I just blank out? You were talking about purple lipstick but I didn't know the bit you were referring to.

MicaS

Oh well, we should cut "Gary" a break. After all he's doing 4 shows in a week, right?!! 🤪 (Note: I am not so much of a Carl's wife that I don't know there's a different Gary for each show!!)

MicaS

This show is so superficial and forced (and yet I watch!). The couples be summed up as follows: 1). Will she stay with him even though he's a psychotic sperm-donor? 2). Will he stay with her even though he likes men and she's now a woman? 3). Will she stay with him even though he wants threesomes and she doesn't? 4). Will she stay with him even though he can no longer finance her bougie lifestyle? That's it. And it's repeated over and over ad nauseam. I wish it could be a little less unidimensional.

Danielle Roti

Was Poodle wasted here?

Lynn

Sex at 19 is NOT the same as when you’re a grown up!! He said it’s the best of his life 🤦‍♀️

Jennifer Riester

1. I listened to this on a plane and kept laughing out loud while praying there would not be an issue with my Bluetooth 🤣 2. Mattie, you are an amazing pick. Any man would be lucky to be with you!!! ❤️

Chelsea Raycraft

I almost choked on my soft pretzel because I was laughing so hard at the girth train song. That Donald Duck caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard I even cried 😂. Loved it!

SneakyMoo

Madelein is like a Family Guy cutaway come to life.

Lisa Levy

Which cover of Get Happy are you doing at the end?