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This episode was recorded in a span of 2 days while the boys are driving (with Poodle behind the wheel— YOU’VE BEEN WARNED) in the incredibly fun state of Florida. Y’all have been warned— Countless Tangents, GayDD, Interstate talk, Southern Stories, Poodle’s Rage all in one… oh and yes, Love During Lockup!

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Episode Title: “Daughter-in-Law or Mistress?”

Description: Jamahl's family reveals a secret that derails Ayonna; Andrew exceeds his 15K budget as Candice's release approaches. A suspicious package leads Shonta to question everything; Sam's competition gets aggressive at Rick's 35-year high school reunion.

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Liz

There is no greater gift than the gays doing a road show. In the holy name of Carl I am singing praises for this.

Erica Garcia

I just plugged my phone in to charge and ready for the shit show

Alicia De Toro

11 palms native to Florida- https://fairchildgarden.org/visit/whats-in-a-name-11-floridas-native-palms/

Alicia De Toro

California only has one, the Fan Palm-https://calscape.org/Washingtonia-filifera-(Fan-Palm) 😘

Ashley Janes

Mattie’s GayDD & Poodle’s road rage give me life. And I volunteer to drive the party bus in hell 🤣

Erika D. 🧡

Mattie, so happy you helped keep Poodle under control with his road rage! 😳 …That billboard you said you saw…oh gosh! 🙄 Love yall! Be safe. 🩷

Val McCue

This one was *chef’s kiss*. The Ultra MAGA hat sent me to the grave 🤣💀

Mandy G

I wish all of your shows were road shows! 🤪😂

Michelle Martinez Logsdon

Well, this settles it. We are going to need at least one recap a week as a roadshow. I don’t care if you have to drive to the valley to do it. These are epic.

Peggy Ann

On the second episode of John Mulaney’s Everybody’s in LA the topic is palm trees. An expert is on to talk about how they’re not originally from there and whether more should be planted

Cecilia Adams

Glad you’re enjoying your Goo Goos!

Claire Pancerz

Poodle drives the way I do and I FEEL SEEN.

Cris Sanchez

Jake that furniture is not one that you buy ever! That is rent-a-center furniture.

Shan

I assumed that was a VRBO or an Airbnb they rented out for the reunion.

Mandy G

Well, I didn’t have Adam Walsh on my bingo card for sad things Poodle will bring up……

Missy Fuller

I love a road trip pod!

Deb

I was so excited for this episode but FORCED myself to wait til my walk so I could savor this masterpiece….#notdisappointed

Cris Sanchez

As a 58 year old woman, I can safely declare Rick is not my type! Lol. Those are some desperate women at the reunion.

Robin black

I’m only 1/3 of the way thru this episode and it’s GOLD.

Robin black

Thank you for the corn dog shout out- Poodle needs to be schooled on the magic of this hand dipped fried nitrate goodness. And EPCOT: experimental prototype community of tomorrow. Walt wanted to build an actual working community- he died before it could become more than an outline; Epcot became a mish mash of his ideas. Other people call it every person comes out tired- because it’s ridiculously large and exhausting

Raeann

1) this episode is a masterpiece 2) it’s pronounced A-Pop-Kah!

Robin black

FYI- Gilbert is a large suburb outside of Phoenix- so there are 3 million people to choose from within 15-60 min drive

Amy Kalasunas

Im convinced WAZE hated me because it consistently routed me into dead ends, horrible crime areas, and traffic jams. Save yourselves, boys , & delete that app

ashley mignella

I’m not going to be able to listen to yinz while I’m at the gym anymore. I’m going to trip and get knocked on my ass one of these times all over the cow bell!!!!

Elizabeth

Daonte and Nicole weren’t on LDLU, they were on LALU and LILU❤️

MelissA

Omg. Gays in the wild! Love it.

Cris Sanchez

Jesus Poodle! The Adam Walsh callback was completely unnecessary! Now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Heather Shaw

I feel like this must be an east coast driving experience because driving in PA is the same way!! 🤣

Hillary Zalaznick

Thank you so much for coming down to Ft. Lauderdale! It was such a great show!!! 💃🏼

Erica Garcia

I wonder if they mined Blood Diamonds 💀💀💀💀💀 coincidentally, I saw Jan Crouch at Disneyland when I was a kid 😂😂😂 I didn’t know her name so I didn’t go up to her. But she was always on TBN when my Grandma was watching. Queens, you can set your Waze to not announce cars on the side of the road! Go to Settings>Alerts and Reports and toggle off the alerts

Danielle G

Can I nominate GOAT on Prime for the next bi-curious? Sorry if you’ve already talked about it, behind on 90. But GOAT has Alyssa Edwards and Pao (from Russ and Pao)

Bab Veto

I think I need ADHD meds after listening to this show.

Jude

Whoa that was a LOT

Peggy Ann

“Maybe I was too into Oprah” 🤣

Jacks

This is one of my favorite of your shows. So fun riding along with you!

Monique Willis

I loved this so much. I listen to this 3x

Cris Sanchez

I was class of 1984. This year is my 40th HS reunion. I will not be attending lol.

Lisa Paulk

RG sees Florida 🤣 airboats, Cafe Risqué billboards, swampy red hat with white lettering nothing.

Lisa Paulk

Adam Walsh was taken from a mall in Hollywood, where the show says Loren and Alexei live.

Yuly

That was funny but the dwarves were adults and not enslaved. They just worked in a diamond mine because it was their thing.

Yuly

Yes, palm trees are endemic to Florida because we have a subtropical climate (allegedly).

Carey Addis

I really need you guys to do a show driving across Ohio. I would love to hear Poodle’s critique! Yesterday I saw a lady at a gas station in Columbus trying to buy cigs with a battery and a hair tie and it didn’t even phase me.

Brittanny Tucker

Poodle! I was driving to work the other day and it was super foggy and waze was telling me “be careful fog ahead” every 2 minutes for 5 miles ( in DC thats like a 20 min drive 😂😂) i almost lost it!

Super Nova

I'm surprised there was no commentary on jahmals stud family😅

Carey Addis

Y’all, Florida definitely has cowboys. You gotta watch Farmer Wants A Wife!

Andy

True but people in Gilbert don’t tend to leave Gilbert.

Robin black

My point was Gilbert itself has 275,000 people in it; Phoenix metro is almost 5 million. Although they may never leave Gilbert, there are not in a small town/area like the guys were thinking may be the case.

Meghan Murphy

🎶 Drivin’ down the HIGHwayeeeeeee 🎶

Jenny Caldwell

Poodle is me every single day driving in Florida 😂 Ppl here either drive like they are on the fuckin autobahn and don’t know what a blinker is or they are going golf cart speed in a 55 and over community, no fuckin in between 😩

Anita Miles

God I love Poodle! 😆 I think the same awful things when I remember the story about Adam Walsh...and then I think...Oh God! Don't think about that! I love that he says the quiet parts out loud. Thanks Poodle. I feel seen 🙂

Reality Gays

Thank you for SEEING ME! Also, I googled where they found his severed head—it was LITERALLY right where we were!!! 😳Yeehaw junction!! Witch powers were on fire

Cecilia Adams

I can guarantee that Rick’s girlfriends never went to college. They either worked at the Dairy Queen, the Food Town or the local manufacturing plant.

Jennifer Riester

My niece is 8 and I'm her Girl Scout leader. We took a tour of our town's police station this year. She asked the cop giving the tour if he liked donuts 🤣

Jenn D

Loved this road show episode.!! Poodle's road rage, I'm here to for it ❤🤣

Carey Addis

Oh, when you said that I thought for sure you knew that was a fact. His head was found right there at Indian river. I was impressed that you knew that. I am even more impressed that it was just your intuition. 🤯

Vanessa S

31 yr old sissy who has been listening since 2021. The video that Matty reposted on IG about how to do your makeup post high school helped me so much!!! Thank you Matty for being honest and keeping us looking our best 🩷

April

The GayDD was strong with Mattie in this episode! 😂 Far too many distractions. I don’t even watch this show but I needed to hear the commentary, ya’ll did NOT disappoint!

Mikyla Tuggle

“This guy is driving like an idiot *insert sound of gas pedal being slammed to the ground and engine revving up*” lmfaooo this was amazing.

Lisa Paulk

They tore down that mall he was taken from and there is a Target there now. Every time I would go in there it was a constant "Adam Walsh, Adam Walsh, Adam Walsh " in my thoughts.

Ashley

I love a roadshow. You don’t even need to recap an actual show. I’m here for you all and your banter lol

Isobel O'Shea

Laughed out loud so many times during this episode, thanks and stay safe queens

Cin S-T

Orlando sissy here.. the show was Awesome! But I Have to stick up for my central FL drivers. Yes we're terrible on the road BUT 1/2 the people on the road are tourists who don't know how to act in rental cars 🧐

Heather D.

“They should call him False.” I am dying.

Cynthia S.

I just joined your Patreon, after putting it off for years, just because I wanted to hear you guys do the "Reunion" & you did not disappoint 👏 😂🤣