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Love is Blind UK 0104 "We Had Sex...Twice!" (Patreon)

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2024-08-08 07:03:01
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2024-11
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Two love triangles are straightened out, but one new fiancee already has doubts. The couple fly to Corfu to put their connections to the test. 

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Megan Ward

Matt is still in the boyband, look up Charlie Simpson Busted too…the two of them together are the stuff of dreams

Lexi

Sam has the same job as me Poodle. It just means you design products (usually digital experiences - for example the shitty Patreon interface). He is also a people manager apparently. Narcissistic men like him are everywhere in my field, or maybe every field?

Val McCue

Maria must had worn MAC Ruby Woo red lipstick because that happened to me once with that lipstick, it’s a very saturated, matte lipstick, and it lasts for hours!

Bumbuu

I don't know why but Sam reminds me of a young Kramer in Seinfeld. Can't stand him and I can't see the attraction.

Rizzy Ramone

If you have some spare time, I HIGHLY recommend watching the reveals on Netflix with audio description turned on, I’m pretty sure the narrator is a sassy gay man! The description “handsome and muscular Freddy steps out of his suite” had me screaming! Second only to “she wears a dress with a zhuzh of ostrich feathers” 😂😂

Angela Stephens

Freddie is also the first white guy I’ve liked in a very long time as well Mattie. 😅

Cecilia Adams

In the reveal Sam didn’t even kiss Nicole

Roxanne

There were NO tears when Nicole was “crying” in the interview so I fully agree with tinfoil hattie

Katherine Rea

The chemistry between Tom and Maria was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jujuy
>>146061075

Thought so too, but didn’t giv enough of a shit to watch again

Arden

Did y’all click Sam back in the men’s quarters describing the proposal and how she said “yes yes a thousand times yes!”? More movie lines that didn’t happen. Haaaaate him.

Val McCue
>>146089114

One of our Sissies uncovered a video of him before his rhinoplasty, this guy LOVES the cameras, he’s a frustrated actor.

Claudia

The French call it a petite mort…

Katherine Rea
>>146019372

He reminds me of a failed freakishly tall Hugh Grant character from a 90s rom com

Marcy Rodenborn

I READ ALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS ALL THE TIME!

Jessica Pyper

Tom’s red lips almost made me pee my pants. Can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard.

Robin black

Jake- we all have the waterproof blanket for at home sex thanks to you; may I recommend disposable hospital type “chucks” for hotel/travel sex. It’s a game changer for not having to sleep in jizzy sheets and doesn’t waste any towels…. 😂😂

Michelle Martinez Logsdon

Okaaaaay, based on Freddie’s Instagram, I can maybe understand why he’s still “single”. Mattie, you may have a chance after all….

Carey Addis

When I hear “I think I love you” it reminds me of Scream 2, when Neve Campbell’s boyfriend sings it to her in the lunch hall while she suspects he’s the killer. That reference is probably more fitting for the Sam/Nicole relationship.

Carey Addis
>>145965834

He used to leave his wife and kids for days while he went on coke benders. Explains Poodle’s attraction.

Holly Schwarzmann

I’m a former school librarian — the Guinness World Records still comes out every year and was always one of the most popular books in the library! I loved reading them too.

Lynn

Mattie, Sam was trying to quote from Nottinghill not Love Actually. He’s a douche!!!

Cris Sanchez

Poodle I love the French euphemism La petite mort for orgasm.

Elizabeth Olesh

I couldn’t believe that an aesthetician wouldn’t go with a lipstick that doesn’t rub off. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Emily K

Nine times out of ten when they say, “I’m having a hard time combining the emotional and the physical” they’re not attracted to the person. Ehhhh… I was buying it when they met but since they got to Greece, Ollie sounds like he’s trying to convince himself he’s attracted to her. His body language seemed off too in the pool. He hardly looked at her.

Rizzy Ramone
>>146021443

I want him to narrate my life. Just me going to work and eating a sandwich.

Megan Ward
>>145965834

Yeah, I was expecting the guys to find out about the addiction issues pretty quickly since Matt and Emma have been really open about it and how it has affected them.

Holly

Omg I was cackling! Tell me you’re gay without telling me you’re gay: sir do you have a Shirley Jones poster?

Kay

Nicole made a little big mistake!

Melissa

The Shirley Jones poster and beyond convo- mayyyy be one of my favorite moments ever on this podcast- I listened to it 5 times and cackled- thank you!! Was having a rough day!!

Emily Kandel Miller

When my 8 year old hears the theme song he says, “Why do they yell all the time?” 😂

Jillian Symes

Tom reminds me of Colin Firth in Bridget Jones. Totally agreed with poodle though when he said there’s a reason he’s single at 38. He’s coming across really well but there’s something off.

kasha v
>>146197752

Loved how he did a soft paraphrase with the hope that it seemed original 🙄

TT
>>146458987

Omg I thought the same thing!!!

Dixon Syder
>>146019372

There is NOTHING appealing about him to me. I don’t find him handsome. His personality is rubbish. He is needy and desperate. Just go home, Sam!