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In this episode, Shawn finds out if Destinie is a catfish; Shavel breaks down before Quaylon's release; Scott prepares to spoil Lindsey; Tyrice clashes with his BFF over Chanda; Jessica and Maurice have a sexy reunion; John proposes an instant wedding to Kristianna.

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Taylor

I have IBS and am doomed to shit all day. Scheduling is not an option 😅😅😅

Beth Stafford

Here I am 3.5 years later listening to this episode for the first time. Peak Mattie & Poodle I AM DYYYYYYIng 🤣😂

Michelle Roberts

Its 1233 and I've been waiting for this all day BLESS YALL 🙏 💕 cant wait for the Live, so here I am 😉😗🥂

Stephanie Hart

My heart skipped a beat when you talked about Maurice's Piggy Park

Carrie Allard

Lindsey is in a federal prison which means she’ll go to a sober halfway house (breathalyzer y’all), and will be required to give them 25% of her paycheck once she starts working. It’s a mix of federal funding and inmate funding for a private halfway house company which is an entirely new set of issues when it comes to private prison problems.

Jaymee Legaspi

LOL Im with you poodle I have a scheduled poop time in the morning and will never go in public!

Crystal dobbins

Taco Bell is CANCELLED for me now that they discontinued my favorite item. RIP double decker taco supreme. You were always there for me when I was eating my feeling

Kelly Keating-Caraway

Like Matt’s dad my would say “If you lay down with dogs, you will get fleas”

Rachel Watt

I just watched Bo an Hope's wedding in England, not only did Bo have to steal a Horse to get to the wedding, they also left in a royal coach! LOL... perfect timing to watch that for this episode, because it's the first thing that came to my mind!

Jessica Wright

So...where do we send our 6’5” and 6’7” size testimonials? Only Facebook? Cause FB during an election year is rough

Carrie Allard

Exactly. I had two over 6’4” and they weren’t small small but they weren’t in proportion...

Erica Thompson

Is anyone else not seeing this in their Apple feed?

Gabrielle M

I feel Destinie is soooo pretty for some reason haha I hated Shawn talking shit about her weight -_- my friends and I were screaming at those cold ass tacos

Sarah Daunis

I love Mattie’s dad’s sayings!!! AND Poodle trying to make sense of them. 🤣

Priscilla Devereaux

One thing I did notice is Lindsey just keeps talkin about what she's gonna get outta Scott. Big house, ring but she hasnt mentioned looking forward to reuniting with her daughter....well southern stories end in tragedy right 🥴🥴🥴

Patrick W Bears

Hi y’all! New to the podcast - been loving everything so far. If you want a companion piece that’s short and sobering, I would suggest the Guardian documentary The Trap. It’s available for free on YouTube. It’s about how pimps target incarcerated women for the purposes of sex trafficking. There are a lot of parallels to the show. I don’t think any of this cast is a human trafficker, but time will tell.

Suzette Tamblyn

Y’all I was crying over the poop convo. My boyfriend and I have had this debate a LOT. I’m Matt and he’s Poodle. My BFF used to tell me she knew I made it because I had “Dom Perignon” toilet paper for having charmin with aloe and ripples for my pleasure.

Hillary Leach

I upgraded to the $8 tier today and I‘m not getting this episode in my Apple podcast app like normal. Do I have to do something different?

Cookie

Hookers I always poop 10 mins after waking up. And I use flushable wipes and I feel so clean! My husband has like 3 cups of coffee bounces off the walls then poops and he uses the double ply. I once had a boy friend whose dick was like a pencil ✏️ It was weird. That was in the early 90’s. And his ass always smelled. I broke up with him.

Alanna

I am a midnight pooper. Everyone is asleep and I can poop in peace. One time on vacation in Portland, OR, my boyfriend and I went to a small cigar bar. There was a live band by the women’s bathroom. We ate Hawaiian macaroni, which is really good, but it upset my stomach. I was wearing a jumpsuit., so in this small bar in a small bathroom, I had to get naked so I could poop. It was the worst experience of my life.

Kristen Yi

My hubby is a poodle 💩er and I’m a Mattie 💩er. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was in tears over this convo.

Reality Gays

Hey Hilary. Sometimes you need to log off and log back in. If not maybe post on the Sissy Squad they usually know. We can try to help but we don’t know what’s going on with your Patreon membership. If logging off and logging in doesn’t help try contacting Patreon support. Please let us know.

Ariel Gomez

Hey Sissies! Dumb question because I’m new to this tier.. when I had a lower membership I could download episodes which allowed me to 1. Make sort of a playlist and 2. Listen at work when my reception sucks. Am I missing a button now? The platform looks pretty different than before so I am probably just being a dumb dumb. I saw something about Apple feeds, does that mean this should pop up in my Apple Podcasts? Thank you for the help!

Reality Gays

A Sissy said this. Deleted the old $5 Patreon off my podcast app (iPhone). Had to google like the geriatric lady that I am how to add it back since my thirsty ass had to upgrade for LALU. Basically what Andrea said but I had to watch a video how to do it. What in THE HELL is an RSS link was my first question. Proud moment today when it worked and I got my LALU feed.

Ariel Gomez

Never mind! Found instructions and it was super easy! Can’t wait to get all this new content!

Erica Garcia

Same Sis! I need my 90dg to get through 8 hours in the boonies with no reception and a long commute. I download the podcasts through the Patreon app. I just find it easier.

Erica Thompson

Just following up I deleted and re-added to Apple Podcast and the feed shows LALU now. Yay!!

Melody Renee

I'm coming at you Poodle and Mattie... my ex fiance legit risked losing his job (and was fired upon returning to work that day) for leaving work, driving 45 mins to our house, took a sh*t, drove 45 mins back to work, only to be fired 30 minutes later....he did this every day for 2 weeks and all within his 90 day probationary period... *sigh* effing loser! Now myself, I bring cottonelle wet wipes and lock the bathroom door at my office... just because I am boujee AF at times and I own that ish!

Melody Renee

LOVE YOU POODLE AND MATTIE!!! <3

Melody Renee

Poodle I really want to have a recording of just you saying "Filipino cupid" and discussing Baby Rose!

Monique Willis

I dated a guy before going full on LESBIAN😂🤣. He was a 6'4,good looking, educated put together black man. Small penis,and very bad at sex...we dated about a year, I probably had 4orgasms.

Carolina Zhang

I’m an early morning 💩 but my husband refuses to poop unless he’s on the clock and getting paid. Before WFH, he would only poop at work. 🤣

Devil's Cabana Boy

I will faint if the boys do not do a LALU Theater recreating Kristanna's phone call with her mother while frantically driving to the halfway house. I have a feeling Tammy could be a great supporting character.

TeeMeezy

Can confirm: Was with a guy who was 6’5 and he had a liiiiiiiil package

Carissa Mattern

WAAAYYYY late to this conversation, but can also confirm... Guy was 6'5 and a very, very small wiener.