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LOVE AFTER LOCKUP New Season: 0335 "Cheap Thrills and Big Dills" (Patreon)

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2021-06-20 22:01:40
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2024-12
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An ex-guard awaits her forbidden lover's prison release; Rachel's bad boy obsession worries her friends; Daonte's revelation stuns his mom; Britney keeps her inmate boyfriend a secret; Stan fears his prison girlfriend may not look like her pictures.An ex-guard awaits her forbidden lover's prison release; Rachel's bad boy obsession worries her friends; Daonte's revelation stuns his mom; Britney keeps her inmate boyfriend a secret; Stan fears his prison girlfriend may not look like her pictures.

This episode is on the $5 tier for you all, but will normally ONLY be on the $8 going forward!

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amy

thanks for this wonderful gift on a sunday.

amy

the site is SEEKING arrangement:)

Lucy Robinson

Yay this was so fun!!! Okay, so this is no shade to people who professionally pressure wash, but I have found, personally, that people who do it are usually teenagers doing their first business or people who can’t get any other type of work. So, that includes the formerly incarcerated. You don’t have to own expensive equipment, it’s not very dangerous, so you don’t need insurance, and people often get paid in cash. Anyway, I recently needed some pressure washing, so I posted on NextDoor to find some local people. Then, I cross referenced their Facebook profiles. I was absolutely horrified at what I saw. Confederate flags, homophobic language, sexism, the works. At that point I paid $80 for my own, and I find the washing fairly soothing. You know who had a pressure washing business? Aileen Wurnos. Not that I’m bashing the queen, icon, legend herself, but I wouldn’t want her aiming a water gun anywhere near me.

Sarah

Sorry for being Carl’s wife but can you clarify if I need to switch to the $8 tier to listen to LALU after this episode? Thanks

Nicole

I'm currently pregnant and my friends and I refer to the baby as Nicole Jr. Can I wash my baby in the dishwasher too??

Aly

It’s seeking arrangements for sugar babies 😬😬

Meg

Idk why but I felt more nauseous after watching this episode than I did after most of the extreme sisters episodes 🤢😂

Gina

Omg you mentioned Christine D'Ecorle from Peloton. I was friends with her in highschool. She was really sweet. Totally into acting and theater.

Jilliann Gardner

As an Ohioan, do NOT go to Dayton. Or Toledo.

Salina

So glad y’all caught consecrate oh my goddddd I screamed and had to rewind multiple times!

Jennifer Riester

How dare Matty go on about Ohio town names when we hear on the reg all these crazy Oklahoma town names!!! And, Poodle is correct we don't have an accent :)

Jenn Kim

hi loves! The website Stan used was Seeking Arrangement ( Rachel Uchitel's sugar baby/sugar daddy website)

Reality Gays
>>62259485

OMGGGGG I LOOOOOOVE HER! She's the only instructor I would fangurl over if we met!! - Poodle

Carrie Allard

Exhusband is 6’7”, large hands, size 14 feet, and below average penis. Ex boyfriend is 6’4”, medium stubby hands, size 13, well below average penis. Other ex boyfriend is 5’9”, skinny athletic, regular hands, he’s got a baby’s arm. I had to break up with him though because he borrowed my belt and had the audacity to wear it one notch smaller than me and I took that personally.

Megan
>>62260802

Agreed! Lol. And would you agree about the accent? It’s definitely a northern Ohio/lake accent…. And unfortunately…. I find myself talking just like Courtney and Danielle sometimes…. 😑

Jilliann Gardner
>>62260802

There is for sure a lakeside Ohio accent. I’m from farther south so I don’t have it, but I went to school up near Cleveland and it definitely exists. It’s something about the vowel sounds. I sound like the generic actor accent, but weirdly enough some in my family have a sort of Appalachian thing going on.

Megan
>>62260802

YES!!! It IS our vowels!! I’m from Sandusky and 100% my family and I ALL have the same issue lol. For instance I say “flag” like “fl-ay-g” not sure if that makes sense… but it gets a little nasally. I live in Cincinnati now and it’s different… not so much of southern accent but I hear a difference and so do they.

Jennifer Moseley

When I can’t sleep I think of 80s sitcom plots. Glad, to see this isn’t just a Jen thing.

Nikkii Morgan

I scream laughed at the Cascade commercial 🤣😂

Tiffany Layer

Ok but seriously WHY did he put it in there WITH the DISHES. WTF???

Tiffany Layer

Everyone KNOWS you put it in there alone not WITH the DISHES!!! That’s terrible!!

Stephanie Bloss

This season is going to be unhinged. If episode one involves dick-to-mouth measurements and corrections officer pickle porn, I can't imagine where we will go from here. I can't wait.

Patrick W Bears

A friend of mine from college dated Lynda Carter’s son. She had nothing but nice things to say about Mrs. Carter.

RGStan

Cosmo the Ferret!!! My new favorite character! Sorry Pee Wee.

Amy Kalasunas

this episode is one of the best since Darcey rolled around drunk in Toms Air BNB bedroom . You queens had me laughing out loud the ENTIRE time. God I love you both so much

Mary M Conrad

Talking about the wigs made me think of Hannah Montana😂

Jessica White

I thought I was the only one obsessed with Lemi Shine 😂 I need to find where I can buy it in bulk because the best I can do is the 60 count bags from Walmart.

Kristina

That Cascade commercial was comedy GOLD!!!!

Salina
>>62266276

Idk if you listen to the Spill It, Sister podcast but they actually said it’s a real word! They said it means the same thing as consummate, I googled & sure enough it’s real and she used it correctly! 😂 I was shockeddddd

Kimberly Saginario
>>62246840

It’s because this seems way more real than the TLC shows where you can question the authenticity. And you KNOW people like the LALU cast. Like they are all around us at any given time !

Liz Emerson

I love all of the Reality Gays theme songs but the one for LALU is by far my favorite. Its the jam!!

Jen

For anyone else who's way late to LALU like I am, the Seeking Arrangement site is actually legit for finding sugar daddies! A lot of the men on it are older but I've seen all ages (18+), sizes and levels of attractiveness there. A reliable trick I found on it was early 30s, hot and he came from a wealthy family. He was on the site cause it was "easier than dating" and he was too busy to date =D