[EARLY ACCESS][F4A] and [F4M] What the Fuck Is My Next NSFW Audio? A Computer-Generated Shitpost Collection [Shitpost][Random Tag Generator][5 Different Audios][Not Your Proudest Fap][NSFW][2 Erotic 2 Handle] Includes: [Supernatural][DDLG][Possessive][L-Bombs][Edging][Relaxation][FDom][Billy Mays Voice: "But Wait, There's More!"] (Patreon)

Trawling the wilds of Twitter the other day I saw the most glorious post by u/Lustful_Crunch (@CrunchyGwa to follow him there). He made this beautiful Github project that generates random titles and tags for audios. 

I hold him responsible for this monstrosity.

I had two rules for myself while making these:

1. No outlines

2. No cuts

So what you're hearing is pure unadulterated, rambling shitpostery. ENJOY AT YOUR OWN PERIL. 

ABANDON ALL HOPE, FOR THERE BE NO SEXYTIMES HERE

The monstrosities:

[F4A] Surly Ranger From Under the Bridge Who Wants Cum [Dom][Sleepy][Whispers][Hair Pulling][Desperation] to [Vanilla]

[F4M] Cynical Sanitation Worker From the City Who Refuses to Lie Down [Degradation][Big Cock][Handjob][FDom][Edging][Orgasm]

[F4A] Demure Astronaut From Down the River Who Will Die If They Don't Cum In the Next Ten Minutes [Wet][Please][Convincing You to Help][Deep Voice][Desperation][Stroking]

[F4A] Moody Pilot From the Olive Garden Who Wears Socks With Sandals [Playful][Possessive][Toys][L-Bombs][Relaxation][Orgasm Denial]

[F4M] Curious Homemaker From the Olympic Games Who Uses Conditioner Before They Shampoo [Supernatural][DDlg][Consent][Cum With Me][Longing][Fsub]