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We have a lot of new patrons right now so this is a perfect episode. We talked about single guys for a while and then we used the C word like a few times, sorry about that, thats on me (and that swinger lady that started it) then we met a real life, legitimate, entertainment reporter who focuses on the MCU and we learn so much about woke in the Disney corporation

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SlowTrickle

Few more patrons and our boy is headed for Nigril! 🍍

D

What did they say the goal was?

SlowTrickle

$20k a month. That place must be so nasty, if he can’t do it I totally understand.

Matthew Taylor

Dying bc I think I know the “male feminist” Bryan referenced

Jackie

Bryan, you can definitely keep some things to yourself hahahah

Ethan Gray

Crybaby Chris!

Joey

if you ever do star wars guys you should look at Dicktor Van Doomcock. he’s a more insane version of mike zero

Czar Kazem

Un-fart-unate?

Jake

Next season of Reacher is about finding Bryan's rap song

pillshere

might be the best one yet

Ontario Guy

Went to a kink event last night and was talking to some swingers, there was a single guy was talking about his plight and the two couples were talking about all the negative experiences they've had with single guys at local clubs lol. I plugged the podcast.

Cthulhusbedandbreakfast

New Pixar animated movie about Tom’s dick with a tragic opening like Up where his dick dies.

safetyconesavior

They think Henry Cavill is not woke because he was Geralt in their favorite show from their favorite game and they have baby brains.

Boot Scoots Riley

Long live Hedo Bryan! Loved hearing about the tiddy sucking again

Kevdogmarxist

bro bryan was a young tease lmao

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

Once again, the only person more fascinating than Bryan is his wife because what do you even do when someone has written you a nü-metal style rap for a gift? We need to hear from her. I just can't imagine her side of all these stories.

Jamie

This guy is spending two hours sucking a titty and has the nerve to call Tom a sex freak for just wanting to tickle a fine lady!

T

This one story alone is worth the Patreon subscription

okimin

The anti-opie contingent needs to leverage their organizing power to get the rap released

Merkhaba

The adrenaline high when Bryan announced that Chris was going to be introduced to Mike Zeroh! 🤣

FA

I really have to know what her thought process was when he described his plan to cross the Mexican border in their rental car, buy drugs, and then smuggle them back over the border, and her response to that was "yeah sounds good"

Honeydew Wilkins

Good thing this is an XL channel. Such language...

Nick Schmidt

Your patrons demand a performance of that rap with a track!

Patrick!

Congratulations to Bryan for coming out as a certified freak on this ep

Me

I think what makes it funnier is that there were never any Brie Larson Deadpool scenes in the first place lol. Its all completely made-up by Zeroh

David Brown

Chris is NOT a villain. Chris is the hero we deserve. Bryan is the hero we need right now.

Vermars

“I saw Barbwire opening night” is the 10th most insane thing I heard this episode . Excellent show fellas

Agustin Arias

I thought we were getting Star Trek guys? Is there a Patreon tier I’m missing? Halp.

David Brown

Both Star Trek and baseball guys are on Apple Podcasts. Thats where I listen

Gage Smythe

Look out for this episode’s hidden Easter egg flub: “comment size”

sulkyboy

bryan please introduce every pod from now on with "i'm the rizzler" thank you 🫡

max longtin

Zeroh is a real gem. Absolutely insanely stupid.

Mickey Flykick

Bryan’s ability to find increasingly worse guys is superhuman. I’d rather listen to Mancow do his horrible anti-woke rants than MikeZeroh… he’s so vapid. Truly devoid of any content whatsoever

Rubber Fingers

What was that noise at 49:35. Sounded like air letting out of a balloon

Nick Terlizzi

Gnocchiheads are gonna go nuts for this

Oliver Miller

The revelry with which they talk about 'The Cavellrine', as if thats means anything at all, turns my stomach

Kyle Smucker

This DEI crap is B crap!

Kyle Smucker

I think Zeroh’s accent is of the Philly variety

Robert Peterson

That Ryan Zeroh is like a perfect embodiment of On Cinema in one person. Tim’s ideology and bizarre syntax and Greg’s absolute certainty about behind the scenes happenings that align with his personal opinions

chichi

I think schizophrenic delusions have more basis in reality than whatever that Ryan Zeroh guy is talking about. Absolute fantasy land. How does that bullshit not eat away at his soul? Maybe that's why he sounds dead inside as he talks.

No

I would rather hear hours of Opie talk than 1 minute of Mike Zeroh

Robert Aitken

if you’re referring to the titty sucking he’s actually told that one at least once before

ShotGaming

I can’t get an audience out of the double digits, and this Mike zero guy is causing me great psychic damage. Please keep doing bits on him, I need to learn some tips and tricks from him.

Skullpoop

Mike zeroh has the Mr beast accent

KS

What if aliens arrive to find humanity destroyed and the only media they’re able to recover somehow is the full Zeroh oeuvre

Pierre

how could Chris not know Brie Larson is woke?!

Domye

It is SO funny to think about sucking titties for hours while preventing your dong from being touched, then going home and wackin off to the thought of sucking titties and having your dong touched! Every day for a year

burro

Kudos to Brian for spoiling Deadpool and Wolverine. Marvel fans may as well be single guys to me.

JKL

Flub! Flub! Just after 1:04 Bryan reads the beginning of a comment as “The comment size…” instead of “The size comment…” I THINK it’s a Flub.

2007 Christian Rock

Women are directing movies these days, what’s wrong with the world?