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Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Daniel O'Brien to the DOGGZZONE! Airline safety videos from 2015 would not stop singing and dancing directly at you. Passive aggressive digs at your intelligence and wildly inappropriate twerking tots and agonizing ear worms will leave you hoping your flight never makes its destination!


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Slazenger Kincaid

Todrick Hall saw some success, they did an actually pretty good musical retelling of The Wizard of Oz. But they're a delusional, arrogant gasbag who says and does stupid and terrible things and they turned off a lot of their audience. Then I believe they went on Celebrity Big Brother and was shown being a total dickhead. So expect to see them singing on in-flight safety videos again real soon.

Pee-Wee's Uncle

Delta has one that's 80's themed. ALF is in it. The guy next to him put his mask on before assisting ALF.

Skink

Okay, so listening to the AI puns, it literally took me just a few seconds to come up with a better one than the AI. What do you call a nun who wants to date Dee Snyder? A twisted sister. And back to the painful air safety video.

Dave Ruff

Korean Air used to use a boy band (because of course) for their safety videos, but I found they switched to some AI generated slop when I flew with them last year. Very sad. I will also say Air France had just the most attractive (not hottest, just... attractive) models in their videos, year after year.

HPLoveshaft

Wait, Jon Chu directed this? Of Wicked, Crazy Rich Asians, and GI Joe Retaliation fame?